Three Ways To Obtain A Kidney

Three ways to obtain a kidney
1. Have one donated.
2. Buy one.
3. Win one.
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Through a Dutch tv contest-
Tackiness, at its' best.
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Three ways to spread TB:
1. By air.
2. By cough.
3. By plane.
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Under the gun-
Is an infected person, with a reservation.
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Three things to do in a meeting:
1. Pay attention.
2. Attempt to participate.
3. Keep your eyes away from the e-mail.
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That e-mail isn't going anywere-
So sit up straight and act like you care.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times