Three Ways To Get To The Emergency Room

Three ways to get to the emergency room:

1. By ambulance.

2. By car.

3. By wearing those trendy wheeled sneakers.
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Accidents through the art of heeling-
Has left many with quite a painful feeling.
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Three tests one can check at home:

1. Sugar level.

2. Pregnancy.

3. Fertility.
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Progress at its best-
Giving the doctors office a rest.
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Three to adhere to the new clean air laws:

1. You.

2. I.

3. Everyone except the biggest polluters.
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Raves and rants-
Regarding those coal plants.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times