Three Examples Of A Bad Hair

Three examples of a bad hair day:



1. The curl won't stay.



2. The frizz has gone wild.



3. The hair is not real.

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An uncanny fake braid, true and tried-

Is the reason that a Bolivian beauty queen was disqualified.

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Three ways and means to aquire shrimp:



1. With a net.



2. At the grocery store in the seafood department.



3. In your bathing suit skirt.

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As my youngest daughter found out-

Feeling the reality of what is in the ocean, no doubt.

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Three things to do at the age of 70:



1. Retire.



2. Play golf.



3. Get up for 2 a.m. feedings.

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Obviously former U.S. Senator Alfonse D'Amato will experience a

change of life-

As the news travels of a baby, being expected by him and his wife.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times