Three Reasons That Lawyers Sue One Of Their Own

Three reasons that lawyers sue one of their own:



1. When the other did a good job, but not good enough.



2. When the other did not hold out long enough.



3. When the other one kept way too much money of his clients' than he was supposed to.

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No more ambulance chasing required-

When a lot of the work is suddenly

going after the same profession inspired.

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Three sure ways to win:



1. Do the right thing.



2. Keep everything above board.



3. Be the referee.

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One can win lots-

When they're the one calling the shots.

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Three things that aren't as real as they look:



1. Wrestling.



2. Impossible scenes in a movie.



3. President Bush ceding his power over to Vice-President Cheney temporily during a colonoscopy.

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Ceding a power that has always been there-

In this case, and that case, and might I say, a little bit of everywhere.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times