Three Types Of Insurance

Three types of insurance:



1. Life.



2. Health.



3. Are we gonna show up on the movie set?

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Hollywood insurance-

Much risk, at quite an expense.

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Three places to wear those flip-flops:



1. At the beach.



2. At the grocery store.



3. Outside The White House Gates.

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For a White House tour, take care-

And be careful what you intend to wear.

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Three punishments for all DUI drivers:



1. First offense-rehab.



2. Second offense-rehab.



3. Third offense-rehab.

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To empty many a jail cell-

Let both the rich and poor sit in rehab for a spell.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times