Three Signs of Sickness

Three signs of sickness:



1. Fever.



2. Cough.



3. Surge of pre-orders for the O.J. Simpson book.

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As if we haven't had enough-

Of this particular stuff.

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Three things to pick out for that newborn:



1. First name.



2. Middle name.



3. Internet domain name.

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A reservation to hurry and get-

Involved with the internet.

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Three examples of when size matters:



1. When you're putting your feet into your shoes.



2. When you're trying to squeeze into those jeans.



3. When your child is sitting in too large of a class.

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Overcrowding is a concern-

When students sit down to learn.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times