Monday, September 24, 2007

Three Reasons There Are Bad Drivers On The Road

Three reasons there are bad drivers on the road:

1. Some folks just can't drive.

2. Some are intoxicated.

3. Some have just arrived here.
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The driving rules from the "old country" don't necessarily
apply-
When the rest of us are trying to survive, and trying to
get by.
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Three types of storms that we like:

1. The ones with little wind.

2. The ones with little rain.

3. The ones way out in the Atlantic, that
will stay in the Atlantic.
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Everyone is a great fan-
Of any storm that stays away from the land.
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Three ways to get famous:

1. Work hard.

2. Gets lots of exposure.

3. Scream Leave Britney Alone, one time.
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You Tube is doing it again-
That fifteen minutes of fame over and over again.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

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