Three Fake Documents That You Can Buy

Three fake documents that you can buy:

1. Doctor notes.

2. Jury summons.

3. Authentic looking funeral services.
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Playing hooky from work and not getting caught-
Is the reason that these type of things are being
bought.
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Three things that don't add up:

1. Hot dogs in the package and a package of buns.

2. Some people's opinions.

3. A $38 million dollar computerized accounting system that
no one noticed not working for a whole month.
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A system given by the U.S.A.-
To the Iraq government, who obviously lost their way.
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Three things that we like to watch:

1. Movies.

2. Sports.

3. People falling.
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Whether it be Marie Osmond or a model on the runway-
Makes one wonder what is really going on in the curious minds of today.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times