Three Lines From The Boy Scout Oath

Three lines from the Boy Scout oath:

1. On my honor to do my best.

2. To help other people at all times.

3. To turn in my badge as quickly as possible.
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Another lead tainted product recall-
Once again coming from behind the Great China Wall.
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Three ways to get a headache in the city of Houston:

1. Overload your schedule.

2. Suffer from eyestrain.

3. Drive the Katy Freeway.
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A necessity, but not fun-
Trying to get around with all the construction.
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Three jobs that are outsourced:

1. Internet help lines.

2. Telemarketing.

3. Libraries.
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In Oregon, a reading profit will be made-
Through management of an outside company,
as the promotion of the best seller is laid.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times