Three Places For A Beauty Pageant

Three places for a beauty pageant:

1. Atlantic City.

2. Las Vegas.

3. Prison.
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In Columbia, beauty appears to be alive and well-
Competing directly from within the jail cell.
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Three things about Montgomery County:

1. It is located in Texas.

2. It's population is growing.

3. It now has a prescription discount card.
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The Montgomery County Rx Discount Card-
The use of it entails a 20 percent discount reward.
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Three ways to enjoy the day:

1. Look around.

2. Be glad for what you have.

3. Be glad for what others have.
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Especially when they get off basically scott free-
Enjoy the fact that this is the way it will always be.
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Three things that Grandma's do:

1. Bake cookies.

2. Tell family stories.

3. Teach the grandchildren to steal.
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Grandmothers of another kind-
Hopefully they are few and hard to find.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times