Three Ways To Get A Lighter Jail Sentence

Three ways to get a lighter jail sentence:

1. Hire a good lawyer.

2. Do a minor crime.

3. Get caught at a later date.
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Being too old to serve-
Is the latest curve.
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Three ways to get out of jail quicker:

1. Be good.

2. Escape.

3. Enlist in a drug and alcohol program.
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Even if sober and clean-
One can get time reduced from the penitentary scene.
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Three ways to drive safely:

1. Keep your eyes open.

2. Be careful of the other driver.

3. Keep both hands on the wheel, while using some type of contraption to hold your cell phone.
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Thought wandering conversation-
While "safely" getting the driving done.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times