Three Ways To Know That You're Dissatisfied With Your Cable Service

Three ways to know that you're dissatisfied with your cable service:

1. You frown.

2. You complain.

3. You take a hammer to their office.
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The elderly woman could only take so much-

Until she ended up wielding her own special touch.
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Three things to learn at college:

1. Physics.

2. History.

3. Don't criticize the college's chancellor.
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Might put some blogs-

Out to sawing logs.
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Three things that stink:

1. Political corruption.

2. Skunks.

3. Iowa farms.
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The smell of pig manure-

Has always been the state's financial cure.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times