Three Ways To Win A Foot Race

Three ways to win a foot race:

1. Practice, practice, practice.

2. Run like the wind.

3. Skip two checkpoints.
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The Mexican politician-
Did what he had to do, in order to win.
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Three enlightening sentences regarding a drunk driver "accident":

1. It could have happened to anyone.

2. A sober person would not have had time to react.

3. Intoxication makes no difference.
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A tale of perception and wit-
Taken from a lawyer, paid to get off the daughter, of a judge, who was driving drunk,
at three times over the limit.
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Three places to find a Taco Bell:

1. In any given small town.

2. Within any large town.

3. In Mexico.
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A taco to order-
Over the actual border.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times