Three Reasons You Couldn't Go To Work Today

Three reasons you couldn't go to work today:



1. It's still the holiday.



2. There's not a good enought excuse to break up that four day weekend.



3. You're too full.

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Overindulging in turkey and dressing-

Causes the need for next day resting.

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Three places to worship:



1. At your church.



2. At your friend's church.



3. On the internet.

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Folks find-

That religion is also online.

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Three types of sports bowls:



1. Orange Bowl.



2. Sugar Bowl.



3. Turkey Bowl.

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Three strikes has always been a turkey-

Now it looks like they are playing it literally.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times