Three Ways To Save On Your Telephone Bill

Three ways to save on your telephone service:

1. Compare providers.

2. Limit those extras.

3. Never forward your phone while talking with a stranger.
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An inmate will do-
Whatever it takes to get you to dial a number requested beginning with *72.
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Three things from the old days:

1. Candy lipstick.

2. Whoopie cushions.

3. Mr. Whipple.
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Sadly gone, but will still be said over and over again-
Please don't squeeze the Charmin.
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Three things I wish for this week:

1. Safety for all.

2. Lots of trimmings.

3. Rain in Georgia.
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May their lakes and rivers be filled-
So that the recent drought conditions, can be stilled.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times