Three Fun Things About New Year's Day

Three fun things about New Year's Day:

1. It's a brand new beginning.

2. The college football bowl games.

3. The Twilight Zone is on Sci-Fi all day long.
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Old shows that never change-
But ones that we love, cause they're so strange.
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Three things that a dog owner misses when they take
their pet to a self service dog wash:

1. Dog hair in their bathroom drain.

2. The chase of a wet animal throughout the house.

3. The clean-up.
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A tidy convenience-
That makes for good doggy sense.
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Three places to have your baby:

1. At the hospital.

2. At home.

3. In India.
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Much money being spent-
For the services of wombs for rent.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times