Thursday, January 24, 2008

Three Ways To Tell That You Are Not A Good Doctor

Three ways to tell that you are not a good doctor:

1. You don't make people wait.

2. Your bedside manor doesn't rate well.

3. You steal money from your 94 year old mother.
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800,000 dollars, in New York, to boot-
Now that would buy an extraordinary medical suit.
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Three pleasant things you can do for your boss:

1. Act cheerful.

2. Make him/her coffee.

3. Donate your kidney.
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Not a regular thing to do-
But for his boss, Joshua Phipps, certainly followed
through.
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Three ways to amend a wrongdoing, as in spending money, that doesn't belong to you:

1. Say you are sorry.

2. Pay it back.

3. Go to jail.
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For most, the third appears to be the only solution-
Unless you just happen to an "unusual" one.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trust me; it's not a difficult decision when someone you respect is hurting. Aside from that, the remaining kidney will assume 100% of the function that I previously had with two (and supposedly it will not affect the longevity).

I've got to say you are "right on the money" with the #2 method by which you can tell if you have a good physician. My surgeon was excellent and I had to wait over an hour and a half to have him spend three minutes to tell me I could return to work on Monday.

Ms. Rumsey; I like your blog. It's witty in a non-offensive manner.

Joshua

Anonymous said...

Sorry, correction; the number 1 statement.

Joshua

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times said...

Thanks, Joshua...