Three Things That A Justice Of The Peace Can Do For You

Three things that a justice of the peace can do for you:

1. Marry you.

2. Administer oaths.

3. Throw the book at you.
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As a pun, the old R.B. Tullis Library, will soon be-
The new office building, for Judge James Metts, Precinct 4, of East Montgomery County.
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Three reasons that the Justice of the Peace's office is moving to the old library building:

1. It was empty.

2. To avoid it being demolished.

3. The staff was overcrowded.
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Right next door-
With added room, and much more.
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Three ways to clog up the traffic on a freeway:

1. Accident.

2. Construction.

3. Sinkhole.
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A quick patch on the Denver freeway-
Will get the traffic moving again, just like yesterday.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times