Three Ways To Know That You're Expecting Company Tommorrow

Three ways to know that you're expecting company tommorrow:

1. The pastels have been placed around the neighborhood.

2. The empty baskets are waiting.

3. All ears are up.
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Hoppity, hop, hop-
Tommorrow at our home, he'll make that stop.
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Three greatest things that ever happened:

1. The birth of our children.

2. Air conditioning.

3. The death and rising from the dead, of Jesus Christ.
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Thanks, especially for number three-
For without this sacrifice, hate to think
where mankind would be.
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Three domino effects:

1. A person drinks willingly.

2. They get into their vehicles to drive.

3. They kill someone, and look behind for anyone or anything else
to blame.
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And with this they get away-
For this is the norm for society today.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times


Three things that the Porter Fire Department does:

1. Battles fires.

2. Saves lives.

3. Feeds the hungry.
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Firemen and Hunters Against Hunger, on March 29th, from 11 to 4-
Cooking, and serving up deer meat soup, to make a difference in the community, and so much more.
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Three regular jail staples:

1. Bread.

2. Water.

3. Instant Ramen noodles.
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Chili, beef, and chicken flavors are in much demand-
In the place, where justice is given a helping hand.
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Three weapons to take care of a bully at school:

1. Warnings.

2. Patience.

3. A courtroom gavel.
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Arkansas is the one-
Where the much needed action,
will be done.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three ways to learn to mind your manners:

1. Read Judith Martin's, Miss Manners column.

2. Check out the Emily Post Etiquette Institute.

3. Join the National League of Junior Cotillions.
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Coming to Montgomery County in the near future, aimed
at children in grades five to nine-
Ballroom dancing, table settings, and manners to mind.
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Three steps to producing tomatoes:

1. Plant them.

2. Nurture them.

3. Find enough workers to pick them.
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Fred W. Eckel Sons Farms Inc., in Pennsylvania, a fourth generation company, going out of business, because he
cannot find-
Enough workers at harvest time, to pick the product, off
of the vine.
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Three samplings of bubbles:

1. On the set of the Lawrence Welk Show.

2. Don Ho singing Tiny Bubbles.

3. The number Ten in Houston.
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The city will be building 10 free wireless network ones-
To accomodate low income areas, who do without internet,
due to a lack of funds.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times