Three Reasons Not To Vote For John McCain

Three reasons not to vote for John McCain:

1. He's too qualified.

2. He has too much military experience.

3. He has no family connections.
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He wasn't good enough for the Republicans the first time
around-
So no need to bother with him on the rebound.
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Three ways to correctly turn on a street corner:

1. Put your signal on.

2. Slow down.

3. Turn within a reasonable amount of time.
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And while in the process-
Ignore the honking behind
you, at best.
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Three ways to get health insurance:

1. Work full time for a company.

2. Buy privately.

3. Work part time, but receive full health benefits.
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Available to some members of the Texas House-
Making one wonder if if wasn't also available for the spouse.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times