Three That Age Well

Three that age well:

1. Wine.

2. Cheese.

3. Jerry Lewis.
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Need an old childhood memory fix-
Just tune into the Jerry Lewis Annual Labor Day
Telethon done since the year of 1966-
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Three things to do this Labor Day:

1. Relax.

2. Don't labor.

3. Pray for all in the path of Gustov.
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And please don't do an elaborate stall-
After making that dreadful landfall.
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Three items needed in the morning:

1. Coffee.

2. Houston Chronicle.

3. Umbrella.
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It may feel like Monday-
But with a little added rain underway.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Private Investigators

Three private investigators:

1. Sherlock Holmes.

2. Columbo.

3. Computer techs.
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Retrieving data from a computer may require another expense-
As in the fee for a private detective license.
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Three ways to know that your company is promoting fitness:

1. They've installed excercise equipment.

2. They offer a discount to a local athletic club.

3. The coffee cups in the office are so small that after a swallow
or two, you're back down the hall over and over again, to get
some more.
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Coffee, tea, or whatever-
Just give me a cup big enough to complete my endeavor.
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Three reasons that we need to push our children
at an earlier and earlier age:

1. To better prepare them for life.

2. To help them to keep up.

3. To eliminate their childhoods.
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Whatever happened to play-
Like as in the old fashioned way.

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Colors For The Fourth Of July

Three colors for the Fourth of July:

1. Red.

2. White.

3. Blue.
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And yellow at its' best-
For the second annual Great Duck Race in Roman Forest.
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Three givens:

1. Black is black.

2. White is white.

3. Talking on the cell phone while driving
is talking on the cell phone while driving.
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Hands free or not-
Inattention is what you've got.
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Three new things coming to Houston:

1. New parks.

2. New stadium.

3. New abortion clinic.
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Six stories high-
The largest state-of-the art facility, in
the western hemisphere, for babies to
legally die.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Different Times When The High Priced Gas Problem Might Be Solved

Three different times when the high priced gas problem
might be solved:

1. Next week.

2. Next month.

3. Right before the election.
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We'll see-
If that is how the outcome turns
out to be.
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Three ways to become a bridesmaid:

1. Be related to the bride.

2. Be a good friend of the bride.

3. Be the highest bidder.
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The bride combined with the Dr.
Pepper company-
Ensures that a fairytale wedding,
there will be.
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Three places to hear a symphony:

1. Listen to Diana Ross and the Supremes.

2. Visit any large city in the United States.

3. Check out the schedule for the Houston Symphony.
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Four free performances in the Woodlands, at The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion-
Montgomery County's finest, as far as entertainment
and family fun.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places To Spot A Cub

Three places to spot a cub:

1. In a den.

2. In the forest.

3. In and about Conroe.
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A top draft pick with the Chicago Cubs,
originally from Montgomery County-
Andrew Cashner, a former Conroe High
School student, whose hard work, and
dedication has paid off plenty.
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Three reasons to stay 2 car lengths away from another car while
driving in traffic:

1. It's in the dept. of safety driving manual.

2. It gives room to stop suddenly.

3. It gives a space for some idiot to cut in at the last moment so that he can make that quick right turn.
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Don't waste-
That extra space.

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Three places to catch a sight of a whole bunch of ducks:

1. In a river.

2. In a lake.

3. Floating during a race in Peach Creek.
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During Roman Forest's Fourth of July Celebration
that is always so much fun-
Benefiting New Caney's New Horizon, where so much
goodness is done.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three New Locations For HEB in Montgomery County

Three new locations for HEB in Montgomery County:

1. Montgomery.

2. Conroe.

3. Magnolia.
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More variety-
In the country.
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Three things that can bring tears to your eyes:

1. Onions.

2. The birth of a baby.

3. A George Carlin show.
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Too funny to fully explain-
But the laughter turned into
tears like a full fledged rain.
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Three things to sport while you're out grocery shopping:

1. Your grocery list.

2. Your cell phone.

3. Your gun.
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Sporting them right there in plain view-
Is what the Texas Citizens Defense League,
would like us to do.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Know That A Person Deserves That Plaque That They Receive

Three ways to know that a person deserves that plaque that they receive:

1. They worked hard for it.

2. They went the extra mile.

3. They believe in what they do.
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At the Juneteenth Celebration in Conroe-
Event organizer Lucresha Vinson, did a fabulous job,
caring for an event that will continue to grow.
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Three things one might find in an x-ray:

1. Bones.

2. Medical tools.

3. Jewelry.
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Some surgery-
Ain't as simple as it should be.
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Three things that are hot today:

1. Sidewalks.

2. The shade.

3. The thought not to leave your child in the car.
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There is no reason why-
For the little ones to needlessly die.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times