Three Things That Have Come Out Of The Georgia Drought

Three things that have come out of the Georgia drought:

1. Water conservation.

2. Water well drilling.

3. Painted lawns.
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From brown to lush green-
Appearing lately on the home party scene.
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Three reasons that schoolchildren look so much better than they used to:

1. Genes.

2. Evolution of time.

3. Soft touch and retouch.
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A little photo screening is all it took-
In order to get that unmarred look.
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Three occasions to purchase tickets from a scalper:



1. At sold out sports events.



2. At sold out concerts.



3. At filled to the max, marathon races.

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The Chevron Houston Marathon registration is over and done-

Leaving some to scalpers, in order to get that running done.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Fake Documents That You Can Buy

Three fake documents that you can buy:

1. Doctor notes.

2. Jury summons.

3. Authentic looking funeral services.
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Playing hooky from work and not getting caught-
Is the reason that these type of things are being
bought.
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Three things that don't add up:

1. Hot dogs in the package and a package of buns.

2. Some people's opinions.

3. A $38 million dollar computerized accounting system that
no one noticed not working for a whole month.
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A system given by the U.S.A.-
To the Iraq government, who obviously lost their way.
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Three things that we like to watch:

1. Movies.

2. Sports.

3. People falling.
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Whether it be Marie Osmond or a model on the runway-
Makes one wonder what is really going on in the curious minds of today.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Know That Things Are Bad

Three ways to know that things are bad:

1. Your house has burned down.

2. You go to a shelter.

3. The shelter you are in has to move.
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Down to the wire-
Keeping ahead of the moving California fire.
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Three night creatures:

1. Bats.

2. Tom the cat.

3. Owls.
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Regarding the ones who hoot in the dark-
A special presentation will be given in East Montgomery County, at Lake Houston Park.
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Three ways to get ahead:

1. Plan your stragedy.

2. Jump ahead.

3. Take a step back.
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In order to acquire knowledge of how it used to be-
One needs to check out the East Montgomery County Historical Society.
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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Tell That Mother Nature Is In Charge

Three ways to tell that Mother Nature is in charge:

1. Georgia drought.

2. Louisiana flood.

3. California fires.
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The wind no doubt-
Needs to calm down, so that
the fire can be put out.
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Three on that Christmas wish list:

1. Two front teeth.

2. That interesting toy.

3. The computer.
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The urge to cyber type-
Is causing a holiday hype.
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Three ways to size up the Dallas Independent
School District's central office cut:

1. 150 jobs were cut.

2. Most made between $15,000 to $49,000 yearly.

3. 86 still working make $100,000 yearly.
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As usual and on track-
Those who make the most
avoid the whack.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Upper Middle Class Housewives Do

Three things that upper middle class housewives do:

1. Carpool.

2. Play tennis.

3. Indulge in prescription drugs.
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To ease the pain-
With that extra uplift to gain.
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Three things about today:

1. It is the long awaited Monday morning.

2. It is the 22nd day of the month.

3. It is Derek Jacobi's birthday.
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"I Claudius" have come to find-
That the years have passed, and I am now 69.
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Three examples of gems:

1. Diamonds.

2. Best friends.

3. The Jewel theater sign.
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In Humble, once painted and refreshed-
The downtown sign will sparkle and look its best.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times