Three things that one will find at the Texas Sawmill Festival in East Montgomery County:
1. Dutch oven cook-offs.
2. A re-created sawmill town, and much past history
presented by the East Montgomery County Historical Society.
3. Wagons and period costumes.
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Immerse yourself, and experience an old fashioned scene-
By stepping back with us, on June 13 and June 14.
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Three on the defense:
1. Our soldiers defend our country.
2. Our police and firemen defend our cities and counties.
3. Politicians defend their seats.
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The incumbents will try to keep up the pace-
In facing a challenger, in the upcoming political race.
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Three things that don't mix:
1. Fire and water.
2. Salt and slugs.
3. Six Flags Over Texas and alcohol.
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The atmosphere is fierce and intense-
Over the park applying for a liquor license.
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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Friday, January 4, 2008
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Three Things That The Kids In East Montgomery Did Yesterday
Three things that the kids in East Montgomery
County did yesterday that they haven't done
in a while:
1. Got up early, and got dressed.
2. Wished and hoped that they could have
stayed in bed longer.
3. Caught the bus.
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With the Christmas holidays over, it was back to school-
To sharpen the pencils, and get back to learning the
golden rule.
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Three ways to acquire Netflix rental movies:
1. Through the mail.
2. Over the internet.
3. Directly through your television.
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With a set-top box, no more wait-
Outdoing the no fees, for being late.
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.
Three ways to have your coffee:
1. Black.
2. With cream and sugar.
3. Afloat on top of saltwater.
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10,000 pounds of coffee, vacuum packed-
Floating aboard, in the Gulf of Mexico, double sacked.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
County did yesterday that they haven't done
in a while:
1. Got up early, and got dressed.
2. Wished and hoped that they could have
stayed in bed longer.
3. Caught the bus.
=====================================
With the Christmas holidays over, it was back to school-
To sharpen the pencils, and get back to learning the
golden rule.
.
.
Three ways to acquire Netflix rental movies:
1. Through the mail.
2. Over the internet.
3. Directly through your television.
=====================================
With a set-top box, no more wait-
Outdoing the no fees, for being late.
.
.
Three ways to have your coffee:
1. Black.
2. With cream and sugar.
3. Afloat on top of saltwater.
======================================
10,000 pounds of coffee, vacuum packed-
Floating aboard, in the Gulf of Mexico, double sacked.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Three When Half Is Good
Three when half is good:
1. The better half.
2. Half full.
3. DWI drivers arrested, cut by more than half.
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On New Year's Day from midnight to 8a.m., there were only 17
arrested in Montgomery County-
Compared to last year's grand total of 43.
.
.
Three reasons that many Montgomery County officials stayed up all night on New Year's Eve:
1. They were partying.
2. They were quietly celebrating the holiday.
3. They were on standby, to issue warrants for blood tests, for those who refused breathalyzer, or field sobriety tests.
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Operation Holiday, is a joint effort between the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office, the Texas Department of Public Safety-
Local police departments, district and county court-at-law judges, and the District Attorney's office, to keep the streets safe, in Montgomery County.
.
.
Three reasons not to be at a party on New Year's Eve:
1. Not interested.
2. No invitation.
3. You have something more vital to attend to.
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The first baby of Montgomery County born at 12:16-
At St. Luke's Community Center, in the Woodlands, with both
Mom and Pop, Luis and Joanna, on the scene.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. The better half.
2. Half full.
3. DWI drivers arrested, cut by more than half.
==============================================
On New Year's Day from midnight to 8a.m., there were only 17
arrested in Montgomery County-
Compared to last year's grand total of 43.
.
.
Three reasons that many Montgomery County officials stayed up all night on New Year's Eve:
1. They were partying.
2. They were quietly celebrating the holiday.
3. They were on standby, to issue warrants for blood tests, for those who refused breathalyzer, or field sobriety tests.
=========================================
Operation Holiday, is a joint effort between the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office, the Texas Department of Public Safety-
Local police departments, district and county court-at-law judges, and the District Attorney's office, to keep the streets safe, in Montgomery County.
.
.
Three reasons not to be at a party on New Year's Eve:
1. Not interested.
2. No invitation.
3. You have something more vital to attend to.
==========================================
The first baby of Montgomery County born at 12:16-
At St. Luke's Community Center, in the Woodlands, with both
Mom and Pop, Luis and Joanna, on the scene.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Three Longwinded Expressions
Three longwinded expressions:
1. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
2. Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers.
3. The Clean Air Through Energy Efficiency Award from the
State Energy Conservation Office, which is part of the
Texas Comptroller's Office.
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Due to improving their lighting, which reduced electricity usage, by 15 percent, in the last three years-
The City of Conroe, in Montgomery County, won the above award, and deserves three cheers.
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Three who inherit a name:
1. Babies.
2. Pets.
3. Streets.
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In the Woodlands, 1600 street names are very pleasant-
Hand picked and named, by the Marketing Director of the Woodlands Operating Company, Susan Vreeland-Wendt.
.
.
Three things about being stuck on a runway for eight hours:
1. It can test your patience.
2. It is inconvenient.
3. It gives one plenty of time to consider a lawsuit.
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Out of shape, with nerves wracked and bent-
Calls for a lawsuit accusing, fraud, negliegence, and false imprisonment.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
2. Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers.
3. The Clean Air Through Energy Efficiency Award from the
State Energy Conservation Office, which is part of the
Texas Comptroller's Office.
=============================================
Due to improving their lighting, which reduced electricity usage, by 15 percent, in the last three years-
The City of Conroe, in Montgomery County, won the above award, and deserves three cheers.
.
.
Three who inherit a name:
1. Babies.
2. Pets.
3. Streets.
============================================
In the Woodlands, 1600 street names are very pleasant-
Hand picked and named, by the Marketing Director of the Woodlands Operating Company, Susan Vreeland-Wendt.
.
.
Three things about being stuck on a runway for eight hours:
1. It can test your patience.
2. It is inconvenient.
3. It gives one plenty of time to consider a lawsuit.
==============================================
Out of shape, with nerves wracked and bent-
Calls for a lawsuit accusing, fraud, negliegence, and false imprisonment.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Fun Things About New Year's Day
Three fun things about New Year's Day:
1. It's a brand new beginning.
2. The college football bowl games.
3. The Twilight Zone is on Sci-Fi all day long.
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Old shows that never change-
But ones that we love, cause they're so strange.
.
.
Three things that a dog owner misses when they take
their pet to a self service dog wash:
1. Dog hair in their bathroom drain.
2. The chase of a wet animal throughout the house.
3. The clean-up.
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A tidy convenience-
That makes for good doggy sense.
.
.
Three places to have your baby:
1. At the hospital.
2. At home.
3. In India.
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Much money being spent-
For the services of wombs for rent.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. It's a brand new beginning.
2. The college football bowl games.
3. The Twilight Zone is on Sci-Fi all day long.
=======================================
Old shows that never change-
But ones that we love, cause they're so strange.
.
.
Three things that a dog owner misses when they take
their pet to a self service dog wash:
1. Dog hair in their bathroom drain.
2. The chase of a wet animal throughout the house.
3. The clean-up.
=========================================
A tidy convenience-
That makes for good doggy sense.
.
.
Three places to have your baby:
1. At the hospital.
2. At home.
3. In India.
=======================================
Much money being spent-
For the services of wombs for rent.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Monday, December 31, 2007
Three Examples of Men and Water
Three examples of men and water:
1. Three Men on a Boat. (Movie)
2. Three Men in a tub. (Nursery Rhyme)
3. Three Conroe High grads, showcasing their LaserRope. (Inventors)
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A unique watercraft tiedown, and dock line storage, debuting
at the International Boat Show in 2008-
Developed by Ken Sidelinger, Hardy Johnson, and John Wingate.
.
.
Three "rewards" for being late:
1. Missed information.
2. Impatience for those kept waiting.
3. High fines.
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Building the R.B. Tullis Library, in New Caney, was supposed to take 555 days, but took an additional 369-
Leaving Montgomery County no other alterative, but to slap the contractor with a $140,000 fine.
.
.
Three steps to a divorce in Cuba:
1. File for the divorce.
2. Get the decree.
3. Still live together.
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Divorced folks tend to get stuck with their spouse-
Due to a shortage, there is a slim chance of acquiring
another house.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Three Men on a Boat. (Movie)
2. Three Men in a tub. (Nursery Rhyme)
3. Three Conroe High grads, showcasing their LaserRope. (Inventors)
=====================================================
A unique watercraft tiedown, and dock line storage, debuting
at the International Boat Show in 2008-
Developed by Ken Sidelinger, Hardy Johnson, and John Wingate.
.
.
Three "rewards" for being late:
1. Missed information.
2. Impatience for those kept waiting.
3. High fines.
======================================
Building the R.B. Tullis Library, in New Caney, was supposed to take 555 days, but took an additional 369-
Leaving Montgomery County no other alterative, but to slap the contractor with a $140,000 fine.
.
.
Three steps to a divorce in Cuba:
1. File for the divorce.
2. Get the decree.
3. Still live together.
====================================
Divorced folks tend to get stuck with their spouse-
Due to a shortage, there is a slim chance of acquiring
another house.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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