Three That Require A Battery Change

Three that require a battery change:



1. A watch.



2. The clock on the wall.



3. Vice-President Dick Cheney.

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A quick change will do the trick-

In order for things to continue to tick.

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Three tools for house hunting:



1. Simple driving through the neighborhood.



2. Browsing through ads in the newspapers.



3. Going online to see both inside and outside pictures.

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More online real estate ads are a sure find-

Putting the newspaper ad section in a bind.

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Three things to do again:



1. Listen to a favorite song (from your teen years.)



2. Celebrate Elvis' life. (30th anniversary of his death.)



3. Get ready for those pointed ears. (Live Long and Prosper)

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The new Star Trek movie, due out Christmas 2008-

Starring the 78 year old Spock, the fans just cannot wait.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things About The Recent Rain

Three things about the recent rain:



1. It's been wet.



2. There is more on the way.



3. No fear of any drought.

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It's a sure sell-

That we ain't gonna see too much of a dry spell.

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Three precious things:



1. Diamonds.



2. Gold.



3. Copper.

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A mighty precious deal-

The copper that tempts many to steal.

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Three places in Montgomery County to cool off at:



1. The lake.



2. The river.



3. The water polo club.

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Quite a bit of excercise-

From what we summize.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Types Of Insurance

Three types of insurance:



1. Life.



2. Health.



3. Are we gonna show up on the movie set?

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Hollywood insurance-

Much risk, at quite an expense.

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Three places to wear those flip-flops:



1. At the beach.



2. At the grocery store.



3. Outside The White House Gates.

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For a White House tour, take care-

And be careful what you intend to wear.

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Three punishments for all DUI drivers:



1. First offense-rehab.



2. Second offense-rehab.



3. Third offense-rehab.

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To empty many a jail cell-

Let both the rich and poor sit in rehab for a spell.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Reasons That Lindsay Lohan Belongs In Jail

Three reasons that Lindsay Lohan belongs in jail:

1. She broke the law.

2. It would be for her own good.

3. It would be for everyone elses own good.
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These kind of drivers take their toll-
As the harm to innocent victims from drunk drivers continues
to unfold.
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Three kinds of card games:

1. Canasta.

2. Battle.

3. Go fishing for unsolved murders and the missing.
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A brand new card deck-
For the prisoners of Florida jails to play and relect.
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Three reasons that some federal judges deserve a pay raise:

1. They've earned it.

2. The cost of living.

3. New lawyers in private practive earn more than they do.
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Experience-
Needs to make sense.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Happened in 1865

Three things that happened in 1865:

1. President Abraham Lincoln is assassinated.

2. U.S. Secret Service is founded.

3. Jerry Gay's ancestors, the Needhams', first settled
in East Montgomery County.
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President of the East Montgomery County Historical Society-
Bringing back memories for all of us to learn, enjoy, and see.
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Three rewards for kids reading at least ten hours during the summer:

1. More knowledge.

2. Much enjoyment.

3. An invitation to a luau.
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The place to be in East Montgomery County-
A luau planned especially for the readers of The R.B. Tullis Library.
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Three ways to stay off of the bench when playing baseball:

1. Practice hard.

2. Practice even more.

3. Have Mommy and Daddy buy the coach expensive cigars.
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It is such a shame-
That such goings on spoil the true spirit of the game.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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Three On The Rise

Three on the rise:

1. Some sports players.

2. Milk prices.

3. Minimum wage.
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Seventy cents more-
Is what Tuesday has in store.
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Three things about that makeup:

1. You can wear too much.

2. You can wear too little.

3. You can wear it not at all.
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Makeup is all it took-
To get started on that natural look.
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Three that politicians work for:

1. You.

2. Us.

3. Themselves.
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Me, myself, and I-
And of course their own families, in order to get by.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Are Detrimental To A Building

Three things that are detrimental to a building:

1. Termites.

2. Peeling paint.

3. The wrecking ball.
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It all comes down-
Leaving intact, all else that is standing around.
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Three reasons that you cannot go back home:

1. You might not have the fare.

2. Time cannot be reversed.

3. The building you grew up in is no longer there.
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Left only-
Down to a memory.
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Three examples that there are festivals and there are festivals:

1. There are strawberry festivals.

2. There are peach festivals.

3. There is an upcoming chocolate festival.
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Coming to Humble in October, a sweet event-
With much of the treasured item being tasted, during the time spent.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times