Three Things To Worry About When Your Town Is Running Out Of Water

Three things to worry about when your
town is running out of water:

1. Baths.

2. Washing dishes and clothes.

3. Golf course conditions.
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In our midst-
Priorities tend to fill the list.
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Three things to do when passing a school zone:

1. Watch for the children

2. Slow down.

3. Get off the cell.
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Whatever one has to say-
Can wait until the school zone is out of the way.
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Three things about the day after Halloween:

1. The candy is sorted.

2. The goblins are put away.

3. The Christmas decorations go on sale.
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If only turkey day-
Wasn't standing in the way.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Scary Things That One Might See Tonight

Three scary things that one might see tonight:

1. Goblins.

2. Witches.

3. Costumes on children that are inappropriate.
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Tweens-
On the Halloween scene.
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Three groups who enjoy Halloween:

1. Younger children.

2. Older children.

3. Adults of any age.
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Trick or treat-
No matter how old you are, the likes of candy,
still tastes sweet.
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Three things that are scary on any given day:

1. A spider.

2. Traffic.

3. The release of a federal aviation survey.
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NASA may go ahead and release what they have found-
Even though it may hurt airline profits, and entice many a passenger, to prefer to
keep their feet on the ground.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Visit Canada

Three ways to visit Canada:

1. Cross over by plane.

2. Cross over by vehicle.

3. Watch a video for U.S. Tourism.
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Horseshoe Falls shot from the Canadian side-
A true landmark that projects much pride.
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Three places your job can be outsourced to:

1. India.

2. The big city.

3. Small town, USA.
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Homeward bound-
Is where many of the used-to-be locals can now be found.
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Three things to do when you are overworked:

1. Take a vacation.

2. Pace yourself.

3. Take off every Friday.
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Congress, wanting to work less-
Has quite an issue to address.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That A Drought Can Bring

Three things that a drought can bring:

1. No yard sprinklers.

2. No car washes encouraged.

3. Higher beef prices.
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With less grass grazed-
Naturally the price per pound is going to be raised.
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Three ways to ease the pain:

1. Painkillers.

2. Acupuncture.

3. Hot peppers.
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Doctors are in test-
To attempt to give pain a rest.
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Three things that happened in East Montgomery County on Monday:

1. The population grew.

2. The kids went to school.

3. Everyone within reach attended the East Montgomery County Fall Festival.
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And what a Fall Festival it always turns out to be-
Thanks to the East Montgomery County Improvement District's generosity.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times