Three colors for the Fourth of July:
1. Red.
2. White.
3. Blue.
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And yellow at its' best-
For the second annual Great Duck Race in Roman Forest.
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Three givens:
1. Black is black.
2. White is white.
3. Talking on the cell phone while driving
is talking on the cell phone while driving.
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Hands free or not-
Inattention is what you've got.
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Three new things coming to Houston:
1. New parks.
2. New stadium.
3. New abortion clinic.
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Six stories high-
The largest state-of-the art facility, in
the western hemisphere, for babies to
legally die.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Three Different Times When The High Priced Gas Problem Might Be Solved
Three different times when the high priced gas problem
might be solved:
1. Next week.
2. Next month.
3. Right before the election.
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We'll see-
If that is how the outcome turns
out to be.
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Three ways to become a bridesmaid:
1. Be related to the bride.
2. Be a good friend of the bride.
3. Be the highest bidder.
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The bride combined with the Dr.
Pepper company-
Ensures that a fairytale wedding,
there will be.
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Three places to hear a symphony:
1. Listen to Diana Ross and the Supremes.
2. Visit any large city in the United States.
3. Check out the schedule for the Houston Symphony.
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Four free performances in the Woodlands, at The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion-
Montgomery County's finest, as far as entertainment
and family fun.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
might be solved:
1. Next week.
2. Next month.
3. Right before the election.
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We'll see-
If that is how the outcome turns
out to be.
.
.
Three ways to become a bridesmaid:
1. Be related to the bride.
2. Be a good friend of the bride.
3. Be the highest bidder.
=============================
The bride combined with the Dr.
Pepper company-
Ensures that a fairytale wedding,
there will be.
.
Three places to hear a symphony:
1. Listen to Diana Ross and the Supremes.
2. Visit any large city in the United States.
3. Check out the schedule for the Houston Symphony.
=========================================
Four free performances in the Woodlands, at The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion-
Montgomery County's finest, as far as entertainment
and family fun.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Places To Spot A Cub
Three places to spot a cub:
1. In a den.
2. In the forest.
3. In and about Conroe.
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A top draft pick with the Chicago Cubs,
originally from Montgomery County-
Andrew Cashner, a former Conroe High
School student, whose hard work, and
dedication has paid off plenty.
.
Three reasons to stay 2 car lengths away from another car while
driving in traffic:
1. It's in the dept. of safety driving manual.
2. It gives room to stop suddenly.
3. It gives a space for some idiot to cut in at the last moment so that he can make that quick right turn.
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Don't waste-
That extra space.
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Three places to catch a sight of a whole bunch of ducks:
1. In a river.
2. In a lake.
3. Floating during a race in Peach Creek.
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During Roman Forest's Fourth of July Celebration
that is always so much fun-
Benefiting New Caney's New Horizon, where so much
goodness is done.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. In a den.
2. In the forest.
3. In and about Conroe.
=======================
A top draft pick with the Chicago Cubs,
originally from Montgomery County-
Andrew Cashner, a former Conroe High
School student, whose hard work, and
dedication has paid off plenty.
.
Three reasons to stay 2 car lengths away from another car while
driving in traffic:
1. It's in the dept. of safety driving manual.
2. It gives room to stop suddenly.
3. It gives a space for some idiot to cut in at the last moment so that he can make that quick right turn.
============================================
Don't waste-
That extra space.
.
Three places to catch a sight of a whole bunch of ducks:
1. In a river.
2. In a lake.
3. Floating during a race in Peach Creek.
=====================================
During Roman Forest's Fourth of July Celebration
that is always so much fun-
Benefiting New Caney's New Horizon, where so much
goodness is done.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three New Locations For HEB in Montgomery County
Three new locations for HEB in Montgomery County:
1. Montgomery.
2. Conroe.
3. Magnolia.
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More variety-
In the country.
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.
Three things that can bring tears to your eyes:
1. Onions.
2. The birth of a baby.
3. A George Carlin show.
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Too funny to fully explain-
But the laughter turned into
tears like a full fledged rain.
.
.
Three things to sport while you're out grocery shopping:
1. Your grocery list.
2. Your cell phone.
3. Your gun.
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Sporting them right there in plain view-
Is what the Texas Citizens Defense League,
would like us to do.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Montgomery.
2. Conroe.
3. Magnolia.
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More variety-
In the country.
.
.
Three things that can bring tears to your eyes:
1. Onions.
2. The birth of a baby.
3. A George Carlin show.
========================================
Too funny to fully explain-
But the laughter turned into
tears like a full fledged rain.
.
.
Three things to sport while you're out grocery shopping:
1. Your grocery list.
2. Your cell phone.
3. Your gun.
=========================================
Sporting them right there in plain view-
Is what the Texas Citizens Defense League,
would like us to do.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Ways To Know That A Person Deserves That Plaque That They Receive
Three ways to know that a person deserves that plaque that they receive:
1. They worked hard for it.
2. They went the extra mile.
3. They believe in what they do.
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At the Juneteenth Celebration in Conroe-
Event organizer Lucresha Vinson, did a fabulous job,
caring for an event that will continue to grow.
.
Three things one might find in an x-ray:
1. Bones.
2. Medical tools.
3. Jewelry.
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Some surgery-
Ain't as simple as it should be.
.
.
Three things that are hot today:
1. Sidewalks.
2. The shade.
3. The thought not to leave your child in the car.
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There is no reason why-
For the little ones to needlessly die.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. They worked hard for it.
2. They went the extra mile.
3. They believe in what they do.
===================================================
At the Juneteenth Celebration in Conroe-
Event organizer Lucresha Vinson, did a fabulous job,
caring for an event that will continue to grow.
.
Three things one might find in an x-ray:
1. Bones.
2. Medical tools.
3. Jewelry.
==================================
Some surgery-
Ain't as simple as it should be.
.
.
Three things that are hot today:
1. Sidewalks.
2. The shade.
3. The thought not to leave your child in the car.
========================================
There is no reason why-
For the little ones to needlessly die.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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