Three Great Plays In The Art Of Bowling

Three great plays in the art of bowling:



1. Strike.



2. Spare.



3. Learning to bowl with your "other" hand.

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Courtney Phillips, a student at Oak Ridge High in Conroe, almost

gave up the game, due to tendon damage pain-

But instead, learned to bowl with her left hand, leading to

results of so much to gain.

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Three hospital problems:



1. Germs.



2. Nursing shortages.



3. Less patients.

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More and more folks are stepping into the

walk-in clinics at the retail store-

Leaving idle hands on the hospital floor.

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Three mismatches:



1. Brown sock and black sock.



2. Some husbands and wives.



3. Social Security number and some employees.

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New labor rules are going to catch-

This long overdue mismatch.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That The Porter Fire Department & Others Have Been Up To Lately

Three things that the Porter Fire Department, and a few other sponsors have been up to lately:



1. Taking care of business.



2. Serving the public.



3. Feeding the hungry.

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Firemen & Hunters Against Hunger, will be feeding the hungry-

At the Porter Fire Department, March 29th, 11 am to 4 pm,

in East Montgomery County.

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Three reasons that there are less drivers running red lights, nowadays:



1. Drivers are becoming more responsible.



2. Drivers are worried about their safety, and the safety of others.



3. They know that they are being watched.

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It's a shame, that it takes red light cameras, to make drivers do, as they

should-

For we know, for a fact, that they'd keep on running them, if they could.

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Three reasons to pull out, at the last moment, in front of someone,

when they are the only car

in sight:



1. You are in a hurry.



2. You are entitled to.



3. You want to be in front of that one car at the next redlight.

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Like a dog trying to catch is own tail-

The act to get ahead, a lot of the time, seems to fail.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Were Needed In Collecting Census Records In The Past

Three things that were needed in collecting census records in the past:



1. Forms.



2. Pens and/or pencils.



3. Legwork.

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Simple as could be-

Collecting data of an earlier society.

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Three things required today in collecting census records:



1. Legwork.



2. Hand held computers.



3. Knowledge of how to use the modern technology.

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Might have been better again to push a pencil or a pen-

Considering that the use of the hand held computers

have caused problems over and over again.

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Three givens about the gas prices:



1. They are high.



2. They will get higher.



3. Today's prices will look like a bargain this summer.

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It will be no surprise-

As the prices continue to rise.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Know That You're Expecting Company Tommorrow

Three ways to know that you're expecting company tommorrow:

1. The pastels have been placed around the neighborhood.

2. The empty baskets are waiting.

3. All ears are up.
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Hoppity, hop, hop-
Tommorrow at our home, he'll make that stop.
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Three greatest things that ever happened:

1. The birth of our children.

2. Air conditioning.

3. The death and rising from the dead, of Jesus Christ.
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Thanks, especially for number three-
For without this sacrifice, hate to think
where mankind would be.
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Three domino effects:

1. A person drinks willingly.

2. They get into their vehicles to drive.

3. They kill someone, and look behind for anyone or anything else
to blame.
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And with this they get away-
For this is the norm for society today.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times


Three things that the Porter Fire Department does:

1. Battles fires.

2. Saves lives.

3. Feeds the hungry.
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Firemen and Hunters Against Hunger, on March 29th, from 11 to 4-
Cooking, and serving up deer meat soup, to make a difference in the community, and so much more.
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Three regular jail staples:

1. Bread.

2. Water.

3. Instant Ramen noodles.
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Chili, beef, and chicken flavors are in much demand-
In the place, where justice is given a helping hand.
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Three weapons to take care of a bully at school:

1. Warnings.

2. Patience.

3. A courtroom gavel.
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Arkansas is the one-
Where the much needed action,
will be done.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three ways to learn to mind your manners:

1. Read Judith Martin's, Miss Manners column.

2. Check out the Emily Post Etiquette Institute.

3. Join the National League of Junior Cotillions.
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Coming to Montgomery County in the near future, aimed
at children in grades five to nine-
Ballroom dancing, table settings, and manners to mind.
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Three steps to producing tomatoes:

1. Plant them.

2. Nurture them.

3. Find enough workers to pick them.
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Fred W. Eckel Sons Farms Inc., in Pennsylvania, a fourth generation company, going out of business, because he
cannot find-
Enough workers at harvest time, to pick the product, off
of the vine.
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Three samplings of bubbles:

1. On the set of the Lawrence Welk Show.

2. Don Ho singing Tiny Bubbles.

3. The number Ten in Houston.
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The city will be building 10 free wireless network ones-
To accomodate low income areas, who do without internet,
due to a lack of funds.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times