Three Things One Might See While Watching Television

Three things one might see while watching television:



1. A favorite show.



2. A weather alert.



3. The name and number of who is calling.

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Caller ID-

Posted directly in a little corner box on the tv.

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Three things that Santa might say:



1. Let's get these toys done.



2. Let's load up the sleigh.



3. Ha, Ha, Ha.

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All of a sudden Ho, Ho, Ho-

Has become a big no-no.

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Three ways for kids to see nature:



1. They can step out into the backyard.



2. They can visit a park.



3. They can watch a webcam.

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Through the amazing world of the internet-

Just about any experience one can get.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Born In The Year Of 1907

Three born in the year of 1907:



1. Fay Wray.



2. Katharine Hepburn.



3. Miss Abbie Pace-Jarrell.

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A precious resident of East Montgomery County-

On November 16, exactly 100 years old she will be.

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Three expensive holiday endeavors:



1. That North Pole trip.



2. The planned cruise.



3. The trip across town to visit Aunt Jean and Uncle Bo.

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Due to the high price of gasoline-

This holiday season, many family pockets, will be picked clean.

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Three places to attend the races:



1. Daytona International Speedway.



2. Indianapolis Motor Speedway.



3. Liberty Motorsports Park.

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A 2.8 mile world class road course will surely agree-

With the beautifully forested area of Liberty County.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places To FInd A Delicious Recipe

Three places to find a delicious recipe:



1. Online.



2. In a magazine.



3. Directly from your East Montgomery County Historical Society Cookbook.

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Local, handed down recipes, well worth the wait-

Coming shortly in the early months of 2008.

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Three ways to learn how to cook like Grandma:



1. Watch Grandma.



2. Take a cooking class from someone else's Grandma.



3. Follow the directions in the East Montgomery County Historical Society Cookbook.

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Recipes inserted from long ago-

Generation after generation, the art continues to grow.

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Three things to do to pass the time:



1. Watch tv.



2. Work a crossword puzzle.



3. Reflect on cooking recipes from the land in whence you came.

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Good old home cooking, as it used to be-

Right smack in the middle of East Montgomery County.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Scary Things

Three scary things:

1. Spiders.

2. Wolfman.

3. CBS newswriters going on strike.
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Reporting the news-
Without a single clue.
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Three ways to clean up stuff:

1. Use a rag.

2. Use soap.

3. Slow down on that bread.
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Supposed to be-
An aid in becoming acne free.
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Three ways to figure a person's personality:

1. Look at their face.

2. Look at their dress.

3. Check out their license plate.
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A public sign-
For what goes on in the inner mind.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times