Three Lines From The Boy Scout Oath

Three lines from the Boy Scout oath:

1. On my honor to do my best.

2. To help other people at all times.

3. To turn in my badge as quickly as possible.
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Another lead tainted product recall-
Once again coming from behind the Great China Wall.
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Three ways to get a headache in the city of Houston:

1. Overload your schedule.

2. Suffer from eyestrain.

3. Drive the Katy Freeway.
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A necessity, but not fun-
Trying to get around with all the construction.
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Three jobs that are outsourced:

1. Internet help lines.

2. Telemarketing.

3. Libraries.
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In Oregon, a reading profit will be made-
Through management of an outside company,
as the promotion of the best seller is laid.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Clock Expressions

Three clock expressions:

1. Rock around the clock.

2. The mouse ran up the clock.

3. The employees worked off the clock.
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And in court yesterday-
Wal-Mart employees were awarded
their overdue pay.
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Three ways to know that you might have
bad breath at work:

1. You consumed garlic for lunch.

2. Your co-workers stand far away from you.

3. Your Japanese fitness phone tells you so.
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One quick exhale-
Tells the whole tale.
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Three things that are double precious:

1. Twins.

2. A pair of buttercups.

3. Two alumni from the original senior graduating class of New Caney High School.

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Both Ruby Epperson Hollis and Seymour Willis were

amongst the original nine that graduated in 1940-

Highly honored guests at the 2007 New Caney High School pep rally.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Get A Lighter Jail Sentence

Three ways to get a lighter jail sentence:

1. Hire a good lawyer.

2. Do a minor crime.

3. Get caught at a later date.
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Being too old to serve-
Is the latest curve.
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Three ways to get out of jail quicker:

1. Be good.

2. Escape.

3. Enlist in a drug and alcohol program.
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Even if sober and clean-
One can get time reduced from the penitentary scene.
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Three ways to drive safely:

1. Keep your eyes open.

2. Be careful of the other driver.

3. Keep both hands on the wheel, while using some type of contraption to hold your cell phone.
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Thought wandering conversation-
While "safely" getting the driving done.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Are Worth Waiting For

Three things that are worth waiting for:

1. A slow cooked roast.

2. The smell of rain.

3. A train.
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That last minute rush-
Can turn into a final hush.
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Three things to untangle:

1. A knot.

2. A string of holiday lights.

3. Your new cable bill.
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Depending on the services amassed-
A 6 percent rate increase is being offered by Comcast.
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Three that require background checks:

1. Teachers.

2. School bus drivers.

3. Volunteer dog walkers.
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For the par-
Perhaps the Austin animal shelter has gone too far.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times