Three Types Of Bunch

Three types of bunch:

1. A bunch of grapes.

2. The wild bunch.

3. The Out To Lunch Bunch.
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An informal women's group in Conroe-
Where monthly, the latest restaraunt, is where
they go.
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Three ways to a closer shave:

1. One blade.

2. Two blades.

3. Three blades to four.
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Doesn't matter how many blades
there tends to be-
For some bearded members, who
don't want to shave at HPD.
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Three gas prices examples:

1. France-ten dollars.

2. Turkey-eleven dollars.

3. United States-four dollars and rising.
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An oil price swirl-
Circulating around the world.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Times When Fast Food Is Not Fast Enough

Three times when fast food is not fast enough:

1. When you have 10 people in front of you in line.

2. When the kids are screaming in the car.

3. When you're a fireman on the way to a call.
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When hunger calls-
There are occasions for temporary stalls.
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Three highlights of Texas Sawmill Festival 2008:

1. It is in East Montgomery County.

2. This is the second one.

3. The East Montgomery County Historical Society,
will be there.
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Much history is amassed-
If you happen to delve in the past.
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Three ages when it is okay to act like a kid:

1. 0-13.

2. 13-21.

3. 21-No end.
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At 91 years old, Kirk Douglas, can still swing and slide-
As he dedicated the 400th playground, in Los Angeles,
that he has donated, with much pride.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Generally Correct Themselves

Three things that generally correct themselves:

1. A lot of those worries that you have.

2. The weather.

3. Corruption in politics.
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Generally swept under the rug-
Or in a deep hole, that has been dug.
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Three that the Houston Symphony plays for:

1. The older crowd.

2. Families.

3. 4000 students from the Conroe Independent
School District.
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At the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, the music got underway-
For the annual Fine Arts Education Day.

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Three things you expect when you fly:

1. A safe flight.

2. Courteous service.

3. Free snacks.
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Peanuts home grown-
Better plan to bring your own.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That They Used To Give Us At The Grocery Store

Three things that they used to give us at the grocery store:



1. Reasonable prices.



2. Green Stamps.



3. Dishes.

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Way back when-

We'd get a bargain,

now and then.

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Three things that they want to give us now at the grocery store:



1. Gift cards.



2. Internet promotions.



3. Food and fuel discounts.

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Offer me a reasonable price-

And that will suffice.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That You Will FInd At The Texas Experience Festival

Three things that you will find at the Texas Experience Festival:

1. Texas flowers.

2. Texas history.

3. Texas produce.
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Everything Texas, Shenandoah style-
Bring the entire family, and stay a while.
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Three places to get your political facts:



1. From rumors flying in the wind.



2. On the internet.



3. Veteran politicians acting as analyists.

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Less fact, and more opinion-

Is the trend for getting the news done.

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Three ways to get those graduation tickets:



1. From the family member graduate themselves.



2. From another graduate who has some to spare.



3. Off of eBay.

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Same plan, as the concerts go today-

The highest bidder gets the good seats, for Graduation Day.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times