Three who can tell the future:
1. A person with a crystal ball.
2. Nostradamus.
3. Punxsutawney Phil.
============================
The groundhog saw his shadow-
So six more weeks of winter, we have
left to go.
.
.
.
Three things that old photos can accomplish:
1. Take us back.
2. Help us to retrace our history.
3. Aid in solving mysteries.
========================================
The case of an unidentified drowning victim, in New York, was solved-
By the publishing of an old photo, and the memory of someone who
knew him, getting involved.
.
.
Three things about towboats:
1. They pull.
2. They tug.
3. They are blessed.
=============================================
Cardinal DiNardo recently pulled down his
copy of Book of Blessings, to use at the Port of Houston-
In blessing a towboat, and statuettes of the patron
saint of Mariners, St. Brandon.
.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Three Things That Shine
Three things that shine:
1. The stars.
2. A freshly polished night stand.
3. Brand new scoreboards for Splendora
ISD.
=============================
Thanks to a donation of $10,000
from the First Bank and Trust of East Texas-
New scoreboards for the softball and baseball
fields, is what will serve them, the best.
.
.
Three things that are unacceptable in Dublin, Ireland:
1. Not picking up after your dog.
2. Wearing a real fur coat.
3. Carrying a plastic bag.
==========================================
Not only do they clog the environment-
But, now in order, to get one, a 22 cent
tax on them, must be spent.
.
.
Three examples of no more left:
1. Eating the last cookie, out of the cookie jar.
2. The receipt of a raincheck.
3. Monday, is the last to register to vote.
==========================================
In order to vote in the Republican and Democratic, March 4th primary election-
One is about out of time, to register, in order to cast that selection.
.
.
Mary ELizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. The stars.
2. A freshly polished night stand.
3. Brand new scoreboards for Splendora
ISD.
=============================
Thanks to a donation of $10,000
from the First Bank and Trust of East Texas-
New scoreboards for the softball and baseball
fields, is what will serve them, the best.
.
.
Three things that are unacceptable in Dublin, Ireland:
1. Not picking up after your dog.
2. Wearing a real fur coat.
3. Carrying a plastic bag.
==========================================
Not only do they clog the environment-
But, now in order, to get one, a 22 cent
tax on them, must be spent.
.
.
Three examples of no more left:
1. Eating the last cookie, out of the cookie jar.
2. The receipt of a raincheck.
3. Monday, is the last to register to vote.
==========================================
In order to vote in the Republican and Democratic, March 4th primary election-
One is about out of time, to register, in order to cast that selection.
.
.
Mary ELizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Three Steps As To When Worse Seems To Get Worse
Three steps as to when worse seems to get worse:
1. Your house in destroyed by a tornado.
2. You lose all of your belongings.
3. The cable company bills you for equipment damage.
====================================
The unfortunate woman in Wheatland, Wisconsin-
Surely, would like to find one of those remote controls,
in order, to put things back, like they were again.
.
Three things about John McCain:
1. He has political experience.
2. He has military experience.
3. He is an extra-ordinary leader.
===================================
Wasn't this the same scenario eight years ago?
That was ignored, and eventually passed, and let go?
.
.
Three forms of transportation for Britney:
1. Limo.
2. Auto.
3. Ambulance.
====================================
More often than by chance-
The woman travels by ambulance.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Your house in destroyed by a tornado.
2. You lose all of your belongings.
3. The cable company bills you for equipment damage.
====================================
The unfortunate woman in Wheatland, Wisconsin-
Surely, would like to find one of those remote controls,
in order, to put things back, like they were again.
.
Three things about John McCain:
1. He has political experience.
2. He has military experience.
3. He is an extra-ordinary leader.
===================================
Wasn't this the same scenario eight years ago?
That was ignored, and eventually passed, and let go?
.
.
Three forms of transportation for Britney:
1. Limo.
2. Auto.
3. Ambulance.
====================================
More often than by chance-
The woman travels by ambulance.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Reasons To Put Up A Banner
Three reasons to put up a banner:
1. To get attention.
2. For decoration.
3. To celebrate the recognition
rating of your school.
==================================
Porter Elementary, Recognized Status from
the Texas Education Agency-
Celebrated by Teachers and students alike, in
Porter, Texas, in East Montgomery County.
.
.
Three opinions of Ted's Excellent Endorsement:
1. Boo!
2. What.
3. Who really cares?
======================================
Ask not what your country can do for you-
But which one of my brothers, can help you to get through.
.
.
Three ways to get a kidney:
1. From a relative.
2. From a signed donor.
3. From some poor guy in India, who
has one stolen from him.
=======================================
A disgusting scenario, of the rich, robbing the poor-
Taking whatever means to "secure" a cure.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. To get attention.
2. For decoration.
3. To celebrate the recognition
rating of your school.
==================================
Porter Elementary, Recognized Status from
the Texas Education Agency-
Celebrated by Teachers and students alike, in
Porter, Texas, in East Montgomery County.
.
.
Three opinions of Ted's Excellent Endorsement:
1. Boo!
2. What.
3. Who really cares?
======================================
Ask not what your country can do for you-
But which one of my brothers, can help you to get through.
.
.
Three ways to get a kidney:
1. From a relative.
2. From a signed donor.
3. From some poor guy in India, who
has one stolen from him.
=======================================
A disgusting scenario, of the rich, robbing the poor-
Taking whatever means to "secure" a cure.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Three Things That Will Put Your Eyes Out
Three things that will put your eyes out:
1. Big sticks.
2. Rubberband guns.
3. Chinaberries.
===========================================
When some of us were children, they didn't used to-
But nowadays, somehow or another, the danger has
fallen through.
.
.
Three chores for the kids of today:
1. Feed the cat.
2. Make the bed.
3. Take out the garbage, filled with fast food wrappers.
=============================================
A lot different than back in the old days-
No milking the cow, cleaning out the barn, or
churning the butter a hundred different ways.
.
.
Three that I might vote for on Super Tuesday:
1. A democrat.
2. A republican.
3. Whatever or whomever is left over to choose from.
===============================================
A super elimination has gone on as of late-
Just a few left, of those who sprung from the starting gate.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the TImes
1. Big sticks.
2. Rubberband guns.
3. Chinaberries.
===========================================
When some of us were children, they didn't used to-
But nowadays, somehow or another, the danger has
fallen through.
.
.
Three chores for the kids of today:
1. Feed the cat.
2. Make the bed.
3. Take out the garbage, filled with fast food wrappers.
=============================================
A lot different than back in the old days-
No milking the cow, cleaning out the barn, or
churning the butter a hundred different ways.
.
.
Three that I might vote for on Super Tuesday:
1. A democrat.
2. A republican.
3. Whatever or whomever is left over to choose from.
===============================================
A super elimination has gone on as of late-
Just a few left, of those who sprung from the starting gate.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the TImes
Three Reasons To Keep Secret Teacher Bonuses
Three reasons to keep secret teacher bonuses:
1. It is confidential under the state's public information law.
2. They equate to teacher evaluations.
3. Perhaps, even the teachers themselves, cannot compare
the bonuses given.
=============================================
Hope the buddy system is not in play-
Cause so many folks get rewarded, for not what they do, but who they are friends with today.
.
.
Three things about a Kansas doctor getting his license suspended:
1. He is at a standstill in Kansas.
2. He will no longer practice in Kansas.
3. Have to wonder what state he will move to.
==========================================
A pill mill in transit-
Roving the country, to
find another place to fit.
.
.
Three ways to know that you are hungry:
1. You skipped breakfast.
2. Your stomach is growling.
3. You have to eat dirt cookies.
======================================
In Haiti, dirt, salt, and vegetable shortening is on the menu-
And we think that we have it so bad, if
only we knew.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Porter, Texas
1. It is confidential under the state's public information law.
2. They equate to teacher evaluations.
3. Perhaps, even the teachers themselves, cannot compare
the bonuses given.
=============================================
Hope the buddy system is not in play-
Cause so many folks get rewarded, for not what they do, but who they are friends with today.
.
.
Three things about a Kansas doctor getting his license suspended:
1. He is at a standstill in Kansas.
2. He will no longer practice in Kansas.
3. Have to wonder what state he will move to.
==========================================
A pill mill in transit-
Roving the country, to
find another place to fit.
.
.
Three ways to know that you are hungry:
1. You skipped breakfast.
2. Your stomach is growling.
3. You have to eat dirt cookies.
======================================
In Haiti, dirt, salt, and vegetable shortening is on the menu-
And we think that we have it so bad, if
only we knew.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Porter, Texas
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Three Excuses For Hit and Runs
Three excuses for hit and runs:
1. Didn't know something was hit.
2. Afraid of the law.
3. Don't care.
==================================
Leaving the scene, and not rendering aid-
Is hopefully, not how most human beings' thought processes are made.
.
.
Three ways to get your high school diploma:
1. The regular way, while in high school.
2. GED.
3. At McDonald's.
=====================================
In the U.K., completing on the job training programs,
is how it is done-
Simply known as the McQualification.
.
.
Three you might see on Capitol Hill:
1. A Senator.
2. A Congressperson.
3. A student from Montgomery County.
=====================================
Amber Cassady, A student at Woodlands Christian Academy-
As a page for the U.S. House of Representatives, this spring
semester, is where she'll be.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Didn't know something was hit.
2. Afraid of the law.
3. Don't care.
==================================
Leaving the scene, and not rendering aid-
Is hopefully, not how most human beings' thought processes are made.
.
.
Three ways to get your high school diploma:
1. The regular way, while in high school.
2. GED.
3. At McDonald's.
=====================================
In the U.K., completing on the job training programs,
is how it is done-
Simply known as the McQualification.
.
.
Three you might see on Capitol Hill:
1. A Senator.
2. A Congressperson.
3. A student from Montgomery County.
=====================================
Amber Cassady, A student at Woodlands Christian Academy-
As a page for the U.S. House of Representatives, this spring
semester, is where she'll be.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Things That Firemen Do
Three things that firemen do:
1. Put out fires.
2. Save lives.
3. Feed the hungry.
===================================
East Montgomery County, Porter Fire Chief, Jody Binnion-
Forming the Firemen and Hunters Against Hunger,
(FHAH), in order to get the job done.
.
.
Three ways that Moms can get some rest:
1. Put the kids down for a nap.
2. Pray.
3. Gently drop them off at St. John of the Cross,
Mother's Time out.
=====================================
Tuesdays and Thursdays, are the days it will be-
One can call for the times, at the church, located
in New Caney.
.
.
Three wars that our soldiers have fought in:
1. Iraq.
2. Vietnam.
3. Civil.
=====================================
Two of our local Civil War Veterans, Private Kyle
Grundy Needham and Private John Franklin McFadin-
Will be honored, at Enloe Cemetery, in Porter, on
March 15th, at 10 a.m., see you then.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Put out fires.
2. Save lives.
3. Feed the hungry.
===================================
East Montgomery County, Porter Fire Chief, Jody Binnion-
Forming the Firemen and Hunters Against Hunger,
(FHAH), in order to get the job done.
.
.
Three ways that Moms can get some rest:
1. Put the kids down for a nap.
2. Pray.
3. Gently drop them off at St. John of the Cross,
Mother's Time out.
=====================================
Tuesdays and Thursdays, are the days it will be-
One can call for the times, at the church, located
in New Caney.
.
.
Three wars that our soldiers have fought in:
1. Iraq.
2. Vietnam.
3. Civil.
=====================================
Two of our local Civil War Veterans, Private Kyle
Grundy Needham and Private John Franklin McFadin-
Will be honored, at Enloe Cemetery, in Porter, on
March 15th, at 10 a.m., see you then.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Monday, January 28, 2008
Three Things That You Have To Share
Three things that you have to share:
1. Your thoughts.
2. Your opinions.
3. Your likes/dislikes.
===============================
The Montgomery County Community
Development Center wants to know-
Your opinion, as to a five-year plan,
that is in the works, for our county,
that is greatly continuing to grow.
.
.
Three ways to get something at the
grocery store when someone else is
standing there, and looking at it:
1. Say excuse me, and then reach over to get it.
2. Just reach over their shoulder.
3. Hang back for a minute until they move.
=====================================
Courtesy 101 at the grocery store-
Some could learn a few lessons and more.
.
.
Three examples of Time Was:
1. "Time Was," way back then.
2. "Time Was," a different way of life.
3. "Time Was," is a band that will be playing
at the East County Historical Day's Civil
War Dance.
======================================
Dance thy heart away-
Like they did, back in the day.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Your thoughts.
2. Your opinions.
3. Your likes/dislikes.
===============================
The Montgomery County Community
Development Center wants to know-
Your opinion, as to a five-year plan,
that is in the works, for our county,
that is greatly continuing to grow.
.
.
Three ways to get something at the
grocery store when someone else is
standing there, and looking at it:
1. Say excuse me, and then reach over to get it.
2. Just reach over their shoulder.
3. Hang back for a minute until they move.
=====================================
Courtesy 101 at the grocery store-
Some could learn a few lessons and more.
.
.
Three examples of Time Was:
1. "Time Was," way back then.
2. "Time Was," a different way of life.
3. "Time Was," is a band that will be playing
at the East County Historical Day's Civil
War Dance.
======================================
Dance thy heart away-
Like they did, back in the day.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Three Contests
Three contests:
1. American Idol.
2. Miss America.
3. East County Celebrity Cake
Decorating Contest.
======================================
The winner of this contest will end up to be-
The Celebrity of Celebrities, in East Montgomery
County.
.
.
Three things about the town of Shenandoah, Texas:
1. It is in Montgomery County.
2. It is the birth place of David Vetter, the famous, "Boy in
the plastic bubble."
3. It is the filming location for a fast food chain's national advertising campaign.
==============================================
Bringing Culver's Restaurant to the hearts and the minds of all of their guests-
Using beautiful summer scenes, in a small town, named Shenandoah, that serves the motto best.
.
.
Three examples of dresswear:
1. Office. (Casual to dressy.)
2. Home. (Whatever is around.)
3. Lunar. (In the works.)
===========================================
NASA is working on a new suit, where certain criteria, is a must-
Rugged, Light material, and able to tolerate the dust.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. American Idol.
2. Miss America.
3. East County Celebrity Cake
Decorating Contest.
======================================
The winner of this contest will end up to be-
The Celebrity of Celebrities, in East Montgomery
County.
.
.
Three things about the town of Shenandoah, Texas:
1. It is in Montgomery County.
2. It is the birth place of David Vetter, the famous, "Boy in
the plastic bubble."
3. It is the filming location for a fast food chain's national advertising campaign.
==============================================
Bringing Culver's Restaurant to the hearts and the minds of all of their guests-
Using beautiful summer scenes, in a small town, named Shenandoah, that serves the motto best.
.
.
Three examples of dresswear:
1. Office. (Casual to dressy.)
2. Home. (Whatever is around.)
3. Lunar. (In the works.)
===========================================
NASA is working on a new suit, where certain criteria, is a must-
Rugged, Light material, and able to tolerate the dust.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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