Three Things That One Might Expect With Their Cable Service

Three things that one might expect with their cable service:

1. Clear channels.

2. Great programming.

3. Higher pricing.
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Don't have to blink twice-
In order to upgrade to a higher price.
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Three things expected for those Mexican trucks coming into the country:

1. Safe cargo.

2. Inspected trucks.

3. English reading and speaking drivers.
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A law on the book for decades and more-
With a crackdown for non english speakers in store.
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Three reasons that Mexican drivers should know English
while driving on American roads:

1. So that they can understand the local english rock radio station.

2. So that they can ask directions.

3. So that they can safely read the road signs.
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Caution-
On the run.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three That Don't Care For The Expensive Tastes Of A College President

Three that don't care for the expensive tastes of a college president:

1. Plenty of taxpayers.

2. Most in general.

3. The students themselves.
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Especially when they know about-
Greater issues in which they have to do without.
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Three folks' opinions, in which to lean your choice, as to which candidate to vote for:

1. Your parents choice.

2. Your congressperson's choice.

3. Your choice.
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No one else's opinion do you really need to find-
In order to clearly make up your very own mind.
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Three reasons that those monitoring bracelets are so inconvenient:

1. They are bulky.

2. They are expensive.

3. They remind of us of what we should not have been doing.
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Outer wear-
For the inner soul to bear.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Different Occasions To Pull Out Into Oncoming Traffic

Three different occasions to pull out into

oncoming traffic:



1. After stopping and looking to make sure it is clear.



2. After waiting for a few minutes after it becomes clear.



3. Immediately pulling out without stopping in front of a car

that is the only car on the road for 2 miles.

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And be happy while you're doing it and don't worry-

For surely the car you pulled out in front of knows that

YOU are in a hurry.

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Three that our young have to look up to:



1. Politicians.



2. Singers/actors.



3. Sports players.

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Maybe back in the old days-

When folks in these careers, acted in more ethical

different ways.

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Three occasions for the experts to figure out an upcoming

problem:



1. Yesterday.



2. Today.



3. After the fact.

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The pretense to figure-

When in reality, there is no cure.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Uses For Weather Beaten Fencing

Three uses for weather beaten fencing:

1. Birdhouses.

2. Napkin holders.

3. Porch benches.
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New Horizons in New Caney can take what you would just generally throw away-
And make the above, to brighten someone's day.
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Three major transformations in life:

1. Weight loss.

2. Religious conversions.

3. Blue and gray to red, black, and white.
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From the beginnings as a Dallas Cowboy fan-
Turned suddenly into the realms of the Houston Texan's land.
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Three ways to create a first class university:

1. Have plenty of hard working students.

2. Hire the cream of the crop teachers.

3. Have the finest furnishings at the president's home.
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Glimmer and shine-
Highlighting the creative mind.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Reasons To Donate Land To The State of Texas

Three reasons to donate land to the State of Texas:



1. To expand a national park.



2. For the benefit of many.



3. To have it sold to the highest private bidder.

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9000 donated acres near Big Bend National Park is for sale-

Causing much strife and agitation, without fail.

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Three things that we can expect throughout the week:



1. The kids will settle into their class routines.



2. We will end up with a three day weekend.



3. The umbrellas will be well used, right through the holiday.

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The thunderstorms will not go away-

Staying with us through Labor Day.

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Three reasons to lose weight:



1. For health.



2. For looks.



3. In order to adopt a child.

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A Dallas man met his fate-

By being denied, because of his weight.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Signs of Sickness

Three signs of sickness:



1. Fever.



2. Cough.



3. Surge of pre-orders for the O.J. Simpson book.

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As if we haven't had enough-

Of this particular stuff.

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Three things to pick out for that newborn:



1. First name.



2. Middle name.



3. Internet domain name.

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A reservation to hurry and get-

Involved with the internet.

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Three examples of when size matters:



1. When you're putting your feet into your shoes.



2. When you're trying to squeeze into those jeans.



3. When your child is sitting in too large of a class.

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Overcrowding is a concern-

When students sit down to learn.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Makeovers

Three makeovers:

1. Face.

2. Home.

3. $100 bills.
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Magical bills that appear to move-
That for a while will keep countfeiting
out of the groove.
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Three that are totally cool:

1. High School Musical 2.

2. The beginning of the 2007-2008 school season.

3. The second total lunar eclipse of the moon for this year.
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Looking ahead-
On Tuesday, the moon will turn orange and red.
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Three things about the school bus:

1. It is yellow.

2. It carries our schoolchildren.

3. They have no seatbelts.

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And that will become one of those things from way back when-

Because all school buses will have required seat belts in 2010.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times