Three things on the rise in the Woodlands:
1. Gas prices.
2. Beautiful landscapes.
3. Bike sales.
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In conjunction, the Woodland Cycling Club's
membership is also on the rise without fail-
With many residents, for one reason or
another, paddling the trail.
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Three interesting things about work:
1. The pay.
2. The benefits.
3. The gossip.
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Always one more tale to hear-
Minus all of the details being clear.
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Three hamburger sayings:
1. Have it your way.
2. Where's the beef?
3. Hold those tomatoes.
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A tomato skirt-
Due to a salmonella alert.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Friday, June 20, 2008
Three Names Of Dinosaurs And What They Survived On
Three names of dinosaurs and what they survived on:
1. Stegosaurus-plants.
2. Tyrannosaurus Rex-meat.
3. Hummers-Gasoline.
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Well nourished while they were around-
But unfortunately they lost their ground.
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Three reasons that we can sleep good tonight:
1. The a/c is blowing strong.
2. All the worries have been off til tommorrow.
3. Sam Houston's canopy bed was in storage during the Texas Governor Mansions' tragic fire.
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Although history can always be retraced-
There are just some things, from the past, that cannot be replaced.
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Three places not to stop on the road:
1. In the middle of the freeway.
2. During a green light.
3. When entering a main road, from a side road.
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See it done on a daily basis-
Cars just driving straight out, barely
accident amiss.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Stegosaurus-plants.
2. Tyrannosaurus Rex-meat.
3. Hummers-Gasoline.
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Well nourished while they were around-
But unfortunately they lost their ground.
.
.
Three reasons that we can sleep good tonight:
1. The a/c is blowing strong.
2. All the worries have been off til tommorrow.
3. Sam Houston's canopy bed was in storage during the Texas Governor Mansions' tragic fire.
===============================================
Although history can always be retraced-
There are just some things, from the past, that cannot be replaced.
.
.
Three places not to stop on the road:
1. In the middle of the freeway.
2. During a green light.
3. When entering a main road, from a side road.
========================================
See it done on a daily basis-
Cars just driving straight out, barely
accident amiss.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Reasons To Attend Texas Sawmill Festival 2008
Three reasons to attend Texas Sawmill Festival 2008:
1. It's great family fun.
2. It's like stepping back in time.
3. Much history of the area can be learned.
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The East Montgomery County Historical Society-
A showcase for how things, in East County, used to be.
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Three things that might cause you to not recognize someone you know:
1. You haven't seen them in a long time.
2. They've got plenty of make-up on.
3. They have no make-up on at all.
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For better or worse-
Getting caught without that make-up
can turn into a curse.
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Three ways to get ready for a brand new baby in the community:
1. Grin.
2. Buy baby things.
3. Attend a baby shower.
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Jared William, will shortly be-
A brand new member of East Montgomery County.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. It's great family fun.
2. It's like stepping back in time.
3. Much history of the area can be learned.
===========================================
The East Montgomery County Historical Society-
A showcase for how things, in East County, used to be.
.
.
Three things that might cause you to not recognize someone you know:
1. You haven't seen them in a long time.
2. They've got plenty of make-up on.
3. They have no make-up on at all.
=============================================
For better or worse-
Getting caught without that make-up
can turn into a curse.
.
Three ways to get ready for a brand new baby in the community:
1. Grin.
2. Buy baby things.
3. Attend a baby shower.
=================================================
Jared William, will shortly be-
A brand new member of East Montgomery County.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Ways To Know That You Are Having A Good Day
Three ways to know that you are having a good day:
1. You slept well.
2. Breakfast was great.
3. The plumbing is in gear.
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Now that the space station toliet is finally on the mend-
It will free up thoughts, for the other things, in which the station must attend.
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Three things that we have had to be leery about in
regards to what we put on our hamburgers:
1. Lettuce.
2. Tomatoes.
3. The meat itself.
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Can't we all agree?
That the thought of all of this
makes one anything. but hungry?
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.
Three places that you might weigh:
1. On the home scale.
2. On a quarter scale at the grocery store.
3. At the airport.
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Flight by the pound-
Will sooner or later
come around.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. You slept well.
2. Breakfast was great.
3. The plumbing is in gear.
==========================================
Now that the space station toliet is finally on the mend-
It will free up thoughts, for the other things, in which the station must attend.
.
.
Three things that we have had to be leery about in
regards to what we put on our hamburgers:
1. Lettuce.
2. Tomatoes.
3. The meat itself.
==========================================
Can't we all agree?
That the thought of all of this
makes one anything. but hungry?
.
.
Three places that you might weigh:
1. On the home scale.
2. On a quarter scale at the grocery store.
3. At the airport.
=========================================
Flight by the pound-
Will sooner or later
come around.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Reasons To Slow Down On That Driving
Three reasons to slow down on that driving:
1. There is no 'real' hurry.
2. It's against the law to go over the speed limit and can
save you some gas.
3. Our future generation is out of school, and crossing the streets,
on foot and bike, throughout the country.
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Kids here-
There, and everywhere.
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Three modern day Dick and Jane scenarios:
1. See dick and jane go to school - to learn the golden rule.
2. See dick and jane join the business world - and then underhandedly
in their favor make the money figures swirl.
3. See dick and jane hire a proper expensive defense - to downgrade or
avoid an indictment to make their lives less tense.
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See Dick and Jane go to school-
To learn how to help others, by
example, learn to get
around following the golden rule.
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Three examples of the perfect shot:
1. One that is planned well.
2. One that is aimed in the right direction.
3. One that protects our little peoples' lives.
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Childhood inoculation-
Gets the job done.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. There is no 'real' hurry.
2. It's against the law to go over the speed limit and can
save you some gas.
3. Our future generation is out of school, and crossing the streets,
on foot and bike, throughout the country.
======================================
Kids here-
There, and everywhere.
.
.
Three modern day Dick and Jane scenarios:
1. See dick and jane go to school - to learn the golden rule.
2. See dick and jane join the business world - and then underhandedly
in their favor make the money figures swirl.
3. See dick and jane hire a proper expensive defense - to downgrade or
avoid an indictment to make their lives less tense.
================================================
See Dick and Jane go to school-
To learn how to help others, by
example, learn to get
around following the golden rule.
.
.
Three examples of the perfect shot:
1. One that is planned well.
2. One that is aimed in the right direction.
3. One that protects our little peoples' lives.
===================================
Childhood inoculation-
Gets the job done.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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