Three Things On The Menu

Three things on the menu:



1. Beef sandwiches.



2. Curly fries.



3. A manger set up at the cash register in a local eatery.

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The Christmas season is in full swing-

Filled with much good food, and that one

important added thing.

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Three myths:



1. A fetus is not a baby.



2. Refigerated chicken does not have any fat calories.



3. Ken Lay did not commit any crimes.

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Let us believe what we want to-

Even though the truth always follows through.

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Three reasons that pregnant starlet women need to bare their stomachs:



1. It sells magazines.



2. It's another way to get attention.



3. The world deserves a chance to see what they have never seen before.

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An uncommon thing to find-

That has been seen around the world since the beginning of mankind.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places To Hear Christmas Music

Three places to hear Christmas music:

1. At church.

2. At the mall.

3. 24/7 on KODA (99.1 FM)
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One can't go wrong-
When they can tune into a Christmas song,
all season long.
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Three Christmas colors:

1. Green.

2. Red.

3. More green.
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It's a sure bet-
That the last green is
coming straight out of
the wallet.
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Three time frames for the Christmas holiday:

1. December 24th and 25th.

2. The week before December 24th and 25th.

3. All December long.
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We wish you a Lengthy December, A Merry Christmas,
and a Happy New Year in 2008-
With much time for cheer, as of late.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Eat Simply

Three ways to eat simply:

1. Pull out those leftovers.

2. Pick up at a fast food place.

3. Pull out Grandma's old cookbook.
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Slowly cooked, but as simple as can be-
Food prepared in another century.
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Three places to find some of those old recipes:

1. In Grandma's recipe book.

2. In someone else's Grandma's recipe book.

3. Online at www.vintagesrecipes.com or www.oldcookbooks.com.
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An article in the Conroe Courier, by Brad Meyer-
Explains throroughly, why those old recipes should
never retire.
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Three things to do while surfing the web:

1. Read the news.

2. Play games.

3. Tune into your local history.
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In the near future we shall see-
A web site for THE EAST MONTGOMERY COUNTY
HISTORICAL SOCIETY.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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Three Who WIll Shop All Month Long

Three who will shop all month long:



1. Parents.



2. Neighbors.



3. Robbers.

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Good reason-

To practice safety, this season.

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Three uses for a garbage can:



1. Trash.



2. To store large bags of dog food.



3. To escape from prison.

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A Pennsylvania on the loose-

After escaping with the refuse.

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Three things that a doctor has to learn:



1. Medical jargon.



2. Medical proceedures.



3. How to tell the difference between left and right.

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Especially at a hospital in Providence, Rhode Island-

Too many mistakes are made, without the knowledge, of

direction, in hand.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Transformations

Three transformations:

1. An egg to a chicken.

2. A catepillar to a butterfly.

3. A bully to a non-bully.
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Parents and the schools, as a rule-
Are always looking for a better mending tool.
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Three things that a dollar can buy:

1. Anything from the dollar store.

2. A double cheeseburger.

3. The Kickapoo River bridge in Wisconsin.
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Not used in 31 years, but almost a hundred years old-
To some scrapper, the steel may be worth its' weight in gold.
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Three ways to improve the gasoline situation:

1. More technology.

2. More drilling.

3. Bigger vehicles on the road.
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The bigger the better, a typical way-
To deal with a problem of today.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times