Three Versions Of Drinking Water

Three versions of drinking water:

1. Bottled.

2. Tap.

3. Sea.
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Although expensive, of course after the salt has been strained-
An endless supply of drinking water has been gained.
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Three places for children to get lunch in Houston:

1. At the hamburger places calling their attention.

2. At home.

3. All around town.
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By calling 2-1-1 and giving a zip code-
One can find a spot for children to have lunch, just
right up the road.
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Three things that folks in Tennessee do no matter how
old they are:

1. Smile.

2. Talk.

3. Show their ID before buying beer.
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No matter how old-
The ID has to be shown before the beer is sold.
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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places To Excercise

Three places to excercise:

1. In the park.

2. In the gym.

3. In the air.
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That long "legged" flight-
Has come to light.
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Three addictions:

1. Drugs.

2. Alcohol.

3. Video games.
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As a society we have the touch-
To want to overdo too much.
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Three cold things:

1. A sno ball.

2. Northern winter days.

3. Ice sheets.
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The largest one in Antarctica best stay that way-
Otherwise the sea level might give sway.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Examples Of Why We Are The Land Of Plenty

Three examples of why we are the land of plenty:



1. We have plenty of food.



2. We have plenty of opportunities.



3. We have plenty of national treasures.

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With much multiplication, the American Bald Eagle

will not be missed-

As once being highlighted on the endangered list.

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Three that have been through a lot:



1. A mother giving birth.



2. Our U.S. soldiers.



3. Paris Hilton.

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More or less-

The art of stress.

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Three things to see on the road:



1. Billboards.



2. The scenery.



3. Gridlock.

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The figures have burst-

That the snarl will only continue to get worse.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Popular Ducks

Three popular ducks:



1. Daffy.



2. Donald.



3. The 1000 ones racing down Peach Creek on the Fourth of July.

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At Roman Forest the ducks will square off face to face-

In the New Horizons first Great Texas Duck Race.

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Three places that some used to shop:



1. Weingarten's.



2. Porter Hardware.



3. Hoffart's.

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Located at Old Hwy 105 W. in Dobbin, the unique

country store-

That has been in business for 54 years, this weekend

will close its doors.

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Three ways to travel back in time:



1. Pick up a history book.



2. Watch an old movie.



3. Attend an East Montgomery County Historical Society meeting.

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To remember and record the way back when-

That can be told to future generations, over and over again.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Species of Life, To Check Out Dangers

Three species of life, to check out dangers:

1. The canary-coalmines.

2. Spouses-night intruders.

3. Bluegills-terrorism.
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Faring well in a tank replenished with water
from the municipal supply-
Let us know that, what we are drinking, is
safe enough, in order to get by!



Three things not to do on the freeway:

1. Ride in the back of pickup trucks.

2. Tailgate.

3. Cross it on foot.
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One never seems to make it to the other side-
Sad, but so over and over, true and tried!


Three examples of a political endorsement:

1. It is someone else's opinion.

2. It is someone else's choice.

3. It may not reflect your opinion or choice.
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Do the math, and take note-
On your choice, for whom you want to vote!

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things To Do Regarding That Summer Vacation

Three things to do regarding that summer vacation:

1. Plan it.

2. Buy that new wardrobe.

3. Make the home look like you never left it.
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A summer lived in look-
Wards away the unwanted crook.
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Three places that folks got wet this weekend:

1. At the pool.

2. At the beach.

3. At the airport.
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Due to a broken pipe at the LA airport-
An unexpected water shower did they court.
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Three things that can drop:

1. Gas prices.

2. Acorns from the tree.

3. Silence between two brothers.
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The rift between the Lennons, Julian and Sean-
As of late, appears to be gone.
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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times