Three Ways To Know That You're Dissatisfied With Your Cable Service

Three ways to know that you're dissatisfied with your cable service:

1. You frown.

2. You complain.

3. You take a hammer to their office.
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The elderly woman could only take so much-

Until she ended up wielding her own special touch.
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Three things to learn at college:

1. Physics.

2. History.

3. Don't criticize the college's chancellor.
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Might put some blogs-

Out to sawing logs.
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Three things that stink:

1. Political corruption.

2. Skunks.

3. Iowa farms.
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The smell of pig manure-

Has always been the state's financial cure.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways That Early Humans Celebrated

Three ways that early humans celebrated:



1. Picnics.



2. Dances.



3. Beach parties and clam bakes.

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Roughly 200,000 years ago or so-

To the seaside, is where the fungoers would go.

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Three effects of ticket scalping:



1. Men in high heel races.



2. 3000 dollar tickets.



3. Much grief.

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Good grief-

Entertainers such as Hannah Montana, should

demand for ticket sellers, to turn over a new leaf.

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Three forms of music that can be heard along the road:



1. The official radio in the car.



2. The corner gas station that blares it, and can

be heard while waiting at the red light.



3. The many birds singing from the trees, and while

lined up on the power lines.

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A natural song-

That has been with us all along.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Telling Us What To Do

Three telling us what to do:

1. A boss at work.

2. Our government.

3. Mexico's government.
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Former President Vincente Fox is barking
up the wrong tree-
When he attempts to tell us how we
should act, and how our country should be.
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Three remedies:

1. If it's broke fix it.

2. If it ain't broken, then don't fix it.

3. If it's broke, we'll worry about it later.
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A sad case-
For the space race.
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Three things that politics is all about:

1. Working for the people.

2. The love of country.

3. Fundraising.
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There never seems to be enough-
Of that much needed stuff.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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Three When Plain Is Better

Three when plain is better:

1. Dressing for a funeral.

2. A vanilla cone.

3. HEB.
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The prices tend to rise-
As the stores continue to customize.
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Three ways to bring about a little sunshine:

1. Open the window.

2. Step outside.

3. Visit someone in a nursing home.
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More than a ray of sunshine-
Is what someone will find.
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Three steps to the real truth:



1. I did.



2. I didn't.



3. I will file an appeal to prove that I didn't.

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Senator Craig's original confess-

Appears to be causing quite a mess.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times