Three reasons to cut in front of others on the road:
1. You didn't notice, as the cellphone was in your ear.
2. You are in a hurry.
3. Your children aren't with you, so who cares?
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There is that old saying, that even if you don't care-
Mess with my kids, and we'll all become your worst nightmare.
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Three ways to get the feel of how it used
to be:
1. Read a history book.
2. Watch an old movie.
3. Purchase a copy of East Montgomery Towns
at the Sawmill Festival 2008.
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The East Montgomery County Historical Society-
Presenting the future, as to how, it used to be.
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Three who enjoy waterbeds:
1. Adults.
2. Children.
3. Cows.
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The pampering gives their milk a boost-
As the wood chips pad their new roost.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Friday, May 16, 2008
Three Ways To Tell That The School Stage Program Went Well
Three ways to tell that the school stage program went well:
1. The audience showed up on time, and the show ran
smoothly.
2. The children were cute and sang their songs well.
3. You took enough pictures and video, of your child, to
spend the rest of your life pondering over it again
and again.
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The show always has more shine-
When a child walks out, and you think, that one is mine.
.
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Three types of letters to compose:
1. A business letter.
2. A pen-pal letter.
3. A personal letter to leave to your children that
gives your feelings about the life you had, and
quite a few details from whence you came.
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Letters that will endure-
Letters to be read by the future.
.
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Three ways to better gather as a nation:
1. Unite in our hearts and souls.
2. Continue to reach out to one another.
3. Build another stadium.
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America appears to have a green thumb-
When it comes to building a new stadium.
.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. The audience showed up on time, and the show ran
smoothly.
2. The children were cute and sang their songs well.
3. You took enough pictures and video, of your child, to
spend the rest of your life pondering over it again
and again.
===========================================
The show always has more shine-
When a child walks out, and you think, that one is mine.
.
.
Three types of letters to compose:
1. A business letter.
2. A pen-pal letter.
3. A personal letter to leave to your children that
gives your feelings about the life you had, and
quite a few details from whence you came.
======================================
Letters that will endure-
Letters to be read by the future.
.
.
Three ways to better gather as a nation:
1. Unite in our hearts and souls.
2. Continue to reach out to one another.
3. Build another stadium.
===============================
America appears to have a green thumb-
When it comes to building a new stadium.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Three Good Things To Come From That Disgusting Act Done By Those Horrible Grave Robbers
Three good things to come from that disgusting act done by those horrible grave robbers:
1. They were caught.
2. The cemetery has been brought to light.
3. Jones of Grace Church of Humble is going to restore the cemetery.
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At the least-
May they rest in peace.
.
.
Three reasons that the City of Houston got involved in sponsoring, Lights Out Houston, last month:
1. To raise awareness of conservation for buildings and homeowners.
2. To hopefully, help along, this becoming a yearly event.
3. To offset the Houston Pavilions, let there be more light theme, which is opening in the fall.
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Turning off that home bathroom light will aid-
and offset, the brightly lit signs up to 80 feet off the ground,
whose plans are now being laid.
.
.
Three Reasons to vote:
1. It is our civil duty.
2. Many fought and died, in order, to ensure, that we can.
3. How else could we come to the conclusion, as to who will be the next American Idol.
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The voting process-
At it's best.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. They were caught.
2. The cemetery has been brought to light.
3. Jones of Grace Church of Humble is going to restore the cemetery.
====================================================================
At the least-
May they rest in peace.
.
.
Three reasons that the City of Houston got involved in sponsoring, Lights Out Houston, last month:
1. To raise awareness of conservation for buildings and homeowners.
2. To hopefully, help along, this becoming a yearly event.
3. To offset the Houston Pavilions, let there be more light theme, which is opening in the fall.
=====================================================================
Turning off that home bathroom light will aid-
and offset, the brightly lit signs up to 80 feet off the ground,
whose plans are now being laid.
.
.
Three Reasons to vote:
1. It is our civil duty.
2. Many fought and died, in order, to ensure, that we can.
3. How else could we come to the conclusion, as to who will be the next American Idol.
=====================================================================
The voting process-
At it's best.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Ways To Honor Our World War II Veterans
Three ways to honor our World War II Veterans:
1. Cook breakfast for them.
2. Put on a special Veteran's Day show for them.
3. Fly them expense free to Washington D. C., to see the
World War II Memorial.
================================================
Lone Star Honor Flight's inaugural trip will be the memorable one-
Thanks to a Montgomery Junior High School's teacher, who
took the time, to see that the details for the program, were taken care of and done.
.
.
Three forms of child abuse:
1. Mental.
2. Physical.
3. Parental dreams.
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In this competitive world, what the parent did not acrue-
Is unmercifully pushed, on the child, to follow through.
.
.
Three things that are busier than bees:
1. Fire ants.
2. Carpenter ants.
3. Crazy ants.
======================================
Not the typical ant that forms a line-
For obviously these little pests have their own mind.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the TImes
1. Cook breakfast for them.
2. Put on a special Veteran's Day show for them.
3. Fly them expense free to Washington D. C., to see the
World War II Memorial.
================================================
Lone Star Honor Flight's inaugural trip will be the memorable one-
Thanks to a Montgomery Junior High School's teacher, who
took the time, to see that the details for the program, were taken care of and done.
.
.
Three forms of child abuse:
1. Mental.
2. Physical.
3. Parental dreams.
========================================
In this competitive world, what the parent did not acrue-
Is unmercifully pushed, on the child, to follow through.
.
.
Three things that are busier than bees:
1. Fire ants.
2. Carpenter ants.
3. Crazy ants.
======================================
Not the typical ant that forms a line-
For obviously these little pests have their own mind.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the TImes
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Three Things That Are Sure To Rise In The Morning
Three things that are sure to rise in the morning:
1. The sun.
2. The schoolchildren, to catch the bus.
3. The gas prices.
==================================
Just as sure as the sun will rise-
The higher gas prices will be no surprise.
.
.
Three songs that depict todays's gas prices:
1. "Higher and Higher". (The prices continue to go.)
2. "Baby You Can Drive My Car". (But, bring it back, with the needle on full.)
3. "Running on Empty". (And wondering where my next fill-up will come from.)
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"Song Sung Blue"-
Despise those climbing gas prices, I really do.
.
.
Three things that can cause traffic jams:
1. A wreck.
2. A flat tire.
3. A united thought by drivers, to head to that one gas station, at the same time, that has the lowest gas prices.
===================================================
A sudden line-
Due to a low gas find.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. The sun.
2. The schoolchildren, to catch the bus.
3. The gas prices.
==================================
Just as sure as the sun will rise-
The higher gas prices will be no surprise.
.
.
Three songs that depict todays's gas prices:
1. "Higher and Higher". (The prices continue to go.)
2. "Baby You Can Drive My Car". (But, bring it back, with the needle on full.)
3. "Running on Empty". (And wondering where my next fill-up will come from.)
=====================================================
"Song Sung Blue"-
Despise those climbing gas prices, I really do.
.
.
Three things that can cause traffic jams:
1. A wreck.
2. A flat tire.
3. A united thought by drivers, to head to that one gas station, at the same time, that has the lowest gas prices.
===================================================
A sudden line-
Due to a low gas find.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Examples Of A Little Math On The Latest Postage Stamp Increase
Three examples of a little math on the latest postage stamp increase:
1. In 1985, the postage stamp was 22 cents.
2. Ten years later in 1995, the postage stamp was 32 cents.
3. Ten more years later in 2005, the postage stamp was only 37
cents.
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It took another three years, to average out to that extra ten-
And to think, that we don't realize, that we do, get a bargain,
every now and then.
.
.
Three reasons that I am glad that Mr. Isidor Ybarra Jr., was re-elected to the East Montgomery County Improvement District, board of directors, Position 2:
1. He is well qualified.
2. He ran a good race.
3. I've seen him stop and speak with the
"regular" people in the community.
=============================================
To truly represent-
Time with the people,
should be spent.
.
.
Three reasons to get a good nights sleep:
1. It's good for your health.
2. It's great for your beauty.
3. Other lives may depend upon it.
=========================================
On the road it's hard to take control-
When that sleep deprivation, begins to
take hold.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. In 1985, the postage stamp was 22 cents.
2. Ten years later in 1995, the postage stamp was 32 cents.
3. Ten more years later in 2005, the postage stamp was only 37
cents.
==============================================
It took another three years, to average out to that extra ten-
And to think, that we don't realize, that we do, get a bargain,
every now and then.
.
.
Three reasons that I am glad that Mr. Isidor Ybarra Jr., was re-elected to the East Montgomery County Improvement District, board of directors, Position 2:
1. He is well qualified.
2. He ran a good race.
3. I've seen him stop and speak with the
"regular" people in the community.
=============================================
To truly represent-
Time with the people,
should be spent.
.
.
Three reasons to get a good nights sleep:
1. It's good for your health.
2. It's great for your beauty.
3. Other lives may depend upon it.
=========================================
On the road it's hard to take control-
When that sleep deprivation, begins to
take hold.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Monday, May 12, 2008
Three Reasons That We Should Be So Happy That We Have Been Blasted With political Rhetoric For The Upcoming Election In 2009
Three reasons that we should be so happy that
we have been blasted with political rhetoric for
the upcoming election in 2009:
1. We can't get enough of politics.
2. It's never too early.
3. It gives us a better chance of not
thinking about today.
==================================
What is going on ,and what has gone on, we
don't seem to mind-
For all we are interested in is the election
in 2009.
.
.
Three things in life that go astray:
1 New Year resolutions.
2. Cats.
3. Grocery store baskets.
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Past the parking lot, and sometimes all
the way to home-
Those in store carriers, tend to roam.
.
.
Three places one might see an old fashioned
bonnet:
1. On Little House of the Prairie.
2. In a story book.
3. At Sawmill Festival 2008.
=====================================
The East Montgomery County Historical Society-
Knows how to sport the way that history really used to be.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
we have been blasted with political rhetoric for
the upcoming election in 2009:
1. We can't get enough of politics.
2. It's never too early.
3. It gives us a better chance of not
thinking about today.
==================================
What is going on ,and what has gone on, we
don't seem to mind-
For all we are interested in is the election
in 2009.
.
.
Three things in life that go astray:
1 New Year resolutions.
2. Cats.
3. Grocery store baskets.
===============================
Past the parking lot, and sometimes all
the way to home-
Those in store carriers, tend to roam.
.
.
Three places one might see an old fashioned
bonnet:
1. On Little House of the Prairie.
2. In a story book.
3. At Sawmill Festival 2008.
=====================================
The East Montgomery County Historical Society-
Knows how to sport the way that history really used to be.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Three Recreational Sports
Three recreational sports:
1. Baseball.
2. Football.
3. Disc Golf.
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Since 1975, and the invention of the disc pole-
The sport with 3,000,000 plus regular players, and
30,000 professional players, has taken hold.
.
.
Three examples of the word creep:
1. AN ANNOYING OR UNPLEASANT PERSON.
2. TO MOVE WITH THE BODY CLOSE TO THE GROUND, AS ON HANDS AND KNEES.
3. THE SLOW PROCESS IN WHICH THE GAS PRICES CONTINUE TO SPIRAL UPWARD.
=================================================
NOT FAST AS IN THE PAST-
BUT A SLOW, CRUEL CLIMB THAT CONTINUES TO AMASS!
.
.
Three types of dinosaurs:
1. Trachodon.
2. Tyrannosaurus Rex.
3. The written check.
=========================================
Electronic is the way to go-
But some still want to hang on, cause it is the way
that they know.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Baseball.
2. Football.
3. Disc Golf.
===========================================
Since 1975, and the invention of the disc pole-
The sport with 3,000,000 plus regular players, and
30,000 professional players, has taken hold.
.
.
Three examples of the word creep:
1. AN ANNOYING OR UNPLEASANT PERSON.
2. TO MOVE WITH THE BODY CLOSE TO THE GROUND, AS ON HANDS AND KNEES.
3. THE SLOW PROCESS IN WHICH THE GAS PRICES CONTINUE TO SPIRAL UPWARD.
=================================================
NOT FAST AS IN THE PAST-
BUT A SLOW, CRUEL CLIMB THAT CONTINUES TO AMASS!
.
.
Three types of dinosaurs:
1. Trachodon.
2. Tyrannosaurus Rex.
3. The written check.
=========================================
Electronic is the way to go-
But some still want to hang on, cause it is the way
that they know.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three Special Days
Three special days:
1. Sunny days.
2. Weekends.
3. Mother's Day.
==================================
And for good reason-
Mothers are always in good season.
.
.
Three reasons to make your own bread:
1. It's fresher.
2. It tastes better.
3. It helps to cut down on costs.
===================================
Many eateries are going home grown-
Thanks to the higher gas prices that are setting
the tone.
.
.
Three ways to describe the Splendora Founder's
Day celebration:
1. The whole town came out.
2. It was both fun and entertaining.
3. The East Montgomery County Historical Society
was proud to take part.
======================================
The parade, BBQ, and much other fun-
Is how the town of Splendora gets the
celebrating, of their history and their
culture, done.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
.
1. Sunny days.
2. Weekends.
3. Mother's Day.
==================================
And for good reason-
Mothers are always in good season.
.
.
Three reasons to make your own bread:
1. It's fresher.
2. It tastes better.
3. It helps to cut down on costs.
===================================
Many eateries are going home grown-
Thanks to the higher gas prices that are setting
the tone.
.
.
Three ways to describe the Splendora Founder's
Day celebration:
1. The whole town came out.
2. It was both fun and entertaining.
3. The East Montgomery County Historical Society
was proud to take part.
======================================
The parade, BBQ, and much other fun-
Is how the town of Splendora gets the
celebrating, of their history and their
culture, done.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
.
Three Statues Of Note
Three statues of note:
1. Statue of Liberty.
2. Sam Houston Statue.
3. George Mitchell Statue.
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Overlooking the Woodlands Waterway-
A founder, of a beautifully planned place, ahead of its day.
.
.
Three fantastic chefs and a particular dish included:
1. Chef Paul Prudhomme, Blackened Stuffed Pork Chop Mushroom Zinfandel.
2. Chef Emeril Lagasse, Favorite Stuffed Shrimp.
3. St. John of the Cross, Knights of Columbus, Hotcakes Off The Grill and Sausage.
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A delighful Mother's Day Brunch, in East Montgomery County-
A surprise, from the heart, and as delicious as it could be.
.
.
Three safe and uplifting places to send your children:
1. Mother's Time Out.
2. Children's Liturgy.
3. Little Cross Church.
===============================================
God's Word and a staff with loving care, at St. John of the Cross, in New Caney-
Spiritually enlightening, the children, of East
Montgomery County.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Statue of Liberty.
2. Sam Houston Statue.
3. George Mitchell Statue.
===========================================
Overlooking the Woodlands Waterway-
A founder, of a beautifully planned place, ahead of its day.
.
.
Three fantastic chefs and a particular dish included:
1. Chef Paul Prudhomme, Blackened Stuffed Pork Chop Mushroom Zinfandel.
2. Chef Emeril Lagasse, Favorite Stuffed Shrimp.
3. St. John of the Cross, Knights of Columbus, Hotcakes Off The Grill and Sausage.
================================================
A delighful Mother's Day Brunch, in East Montgomery County-
A surprise, from the heart, and as delicious as it could be.
.
.
Three safe and uplifting places to send your children:
1. Mother's Time Out.
2. Children's Liturgy.
3. Little Cross Church.
===============================================
God's Word and a staff with loving care, at St. John of the Cross, in New Caney-
Spiritually enlightening, the children, of East
Montgomery County.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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