Three Examples Of A Bad Hair

Three examples of a bad hair day:



1. The curl won't stay.



2. The frizz has gone wild.



3. The hair is not real.

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An uncanny fake braid, true and tried-

Is the reason that a Bolivian beauty queen was disqualified.

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Three ways and means to aquire shrimp:



1. With a net.



2. At the grocery store in the seafood department.



3. In your bathing suit skirt.

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As my youngest daughter found out-

Feeling the reality of what is in the ocean, no doubt.

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Three things to do at the age of 70:



1. Retire.



2. Play golf.



3. Get up for 2 a.m. feedings.

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Obviously former U.S. Senator Alfonse D'Amato will experience a

change of life-

As the news travels of a baby, being expected by him and his wife.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Answers To The Question, Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

Three answers to the question, where have all the flowers gone?

1. For the birthday.

2. For the wedding.

3. For the funeral.
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Especially the wild ones from what I heard-
Dedicated to Mrs. Johnson, Lady Byrd.
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Three ways for Texans to get to Louisiana:

1. By car.

2. By plane.

3. Via a Harris County bus.
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Prisoners getting into the groove-
Patiently waiting on their privitized move.
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Three ways to learn something:

1. Watch tv.

2. Read a book.

3. Listen to your children.
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Might learn a thing or two-
As in a few things you never knew.

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three places to find a treasure:



1. In Egypt.



2. Under the sea.



3. Deep in the woods in East Montgomery County.

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Treasures from the past-

If searched for, can be amassed.

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Three ways to make history come alive:



1. Visit a museum.



2. Read a history book.



3. Attend an East Montgomery County Historical Society Meeting.

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See and hear of those who came before-

Their lives, their livelihoods, their dreams, and so much more.

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Three things in store for modern day East Montgomery County:



1. New subdivisions.



2. Brand new businesses.



3. A historical museum.

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As progress is made-

The foundation to remember the past must be laid.



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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Movies That Described Us Last Week

Three movies that described us last week:

1. Singing in the Rain.

2. Rain Man.

3. Raintree County.
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We certainly traveled down that lane-
With probably a little more left to gain.
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Three examples of lucky seven:

1. Born on July 7.

2. In the year of 2007.

3. Weighing in at 7lbs. 7oz.
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Quite lucky-
That one Wisconsin baby.
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Three things to do at a restaurant table:

1. Order your food.

2. Place your napkin in your lap.

3. Use your credit card right there on the spot.
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Although the service is not fast-
The idea to do the table swipe, has come at last.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Occasions To Lose Your WIreless Phone Service

Three occasions to lose your wireless phone service:

1. Through bad weather.

2. By not paying your bill.

3. Through the art of asking too many questions.
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Sprint Nextel Corp. is going to let go-
A base of about 1000 customers , who have an
endless appetite of the need for help, that will have
to find someone else, in order to get through.
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Three scenarios in a given name:

1. Kingwood and Kingwood.

2. Kingwood and The City of Houston, established in 1837.

3. The Livable Forest and The City of Houston, established in 1837.
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The last one is what one will find-
Regarding a new neighborhood sign.
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Three that wait:

1. Patients in the doctors office.

2. Drivers at the red light.

3. Doctors wanting to practice in the state of Texas.
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A lawsuit limit lure-
That needs a backlog cure.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times