Three Reasons That Someone Else's Child Might Not have Made The Big League

Three reasons that someone else's child might not have made the big league:

1. They were'nt good enough.

2. They weren't lucky enough.

3. They weren't taking steroids.
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Just by chance-
The odds were not in balance.
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Three things that baseball fans can do now that they know that baseball is not real:

1. Quit watching it.

2. Watch it, and just ignore the fakeness.

3. Act like it is just like wrestling.
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Bases to steal-
In substance overkill, that just ain't real.
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Three changes due to this outing:

1. No more cheating.

2. No more illusions.

3. No more misled youths.
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It became the only way-
To become a star, with big pay.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things To Do With Birds

Three things to do with birds:

1. Watch them.

2. Admire them.

3. Have breakfast with them.
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Breakfast With The Birds at Lake Houston
Park in New Caney-
Bright and early at 8:30 AM, on the 15th,
in East Montgomery County.
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Three things that you love to read in
your local newspaper:

1. Upcoming events.

2. Past events.

3. Awards given that are much deserved.
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The 2007 Montgomery County Employee of the Year-
Awarded to Claudette Evans, in the midst of much
deserved cheer.
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Three reasons that the cheerleader Dad wasn't so upset
about the shower picture that his daughter took of another student:

1. It only showed her back.

2. It wasn't a big deal.

3. It wasn't his daughter, getting her picture taken.
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A different verse-
If it were in reverse.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places To Hunt For Fox

Three places to hunt for Fox:

1. In the forest.

2. On the net.

3. In the Woodlands.
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Knowing the best place to be-
Fox Network Center-Houston, in
The Woodlands, Montgomery County.
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Three things we hope will feel better:

1. Those holidays blues.

2. Any aching person.

3. Who is Alex Trebek?
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Getting back on track-
After a light heart attack.
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Three things to see on the way into town:

1. Traffic.

2. Billboards.

3. More billboards.
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Some think less-
Would be best.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three New Things For The Season

Three new things for the season:

1. New clothes.

2. New jewelry.

3. New green cards.
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The ones that are presently held, that do not expire-
May soon have to be replaced, and put in retire.
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Three places to find salt:

1. In the sea.

2. In a mine.

3. In every type of prepared food that you can think of.
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Who can we fault?
For all the hidden salt.
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Three things to wish for:

1. Peace.

2. Happiness.

3. Children who do not say ugly things about other children.
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We cannot ignore or skirt-
Any form of childhood hurt.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times