Three Things To Do The Weekend of August 17th, 18th, and 19th

Three things to do the weekend of August 17th, 18th, and 19th:



1. Catch up on sleep.



2. Bathe the dog.



3. Shop, shop, and shop.

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Yipee-

For three days, we're going tax free.

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Three expressions about beauty:



1. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.



2. Beauty is only skin deep.



3. Beauty is an asset that can be rewarded.

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The East Montgomery County Beautification Commmittee award-

Is given out to those who are well deserved and have worked hard.

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Three essentials made in China:



1. Pet food.



2. Toys.



3. Tires.

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Another re-call-

Without stall.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Are The Color Purple

Three things that are the color purple:



1. Barney, the dinosaur.



2. A movie.



3. A heart.

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The act to award a military Purple Heart-

225 years ago, got it's start.

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Three that can deciphor earthquakes:



1. A seismologist.



2. Scientists.



3. A top mine executive.

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The list for experts in the know-

Situation per situation, continues to grow.

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Three things still in the scheme of things:



1. The pursuit of happiness.



2. Elvis fans.



3. The cassette tape.

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Not as popular as they used to be-

But sturdy enough to sport an audio story.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Make Kids Eat Something That They Wouldn't Normally Want To Eat

Three ways to make kids eat something that they wouldn't normally want to eat:

1. Begin feeding them it at infancy.

2. Tell them how good it is for them.

3. Wrap in a fast food wrapper.
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Taste buds on the run-
While getting the nutritional eating done.
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Three ways to run into an old friend:

1. At the store.

2. At a gathering.

3. Through your e-mail.
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A familiar name amongst the forwarded addresses can ring
a bell-
Regarding aquaintances that one hasn't seen in quite a spell.
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Three unfortunate positions to be in:



1. Stuck in a corner.



2. Up against a wall.



3. Seated next to a person who is playing their iPod too loud.

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For some it may be music to their ears-

While to others, it may be their greatest fear.

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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things Sent To The Cleaners

Three things sent to the cleaners:

1. An heirloom quilt.

2. Your favorite suit.

3. Big Tex's clothes.
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And a 600 hundred dollar cleaning bill is what he got-
That fifty-two foot Texas Fair of Texas mascot.
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Three that have red cheeks:

1. Those who are embarrassed.

2. Santa.

3. Those who suffer from Rosacea.
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The near future may include a cure-
For this disease in which many must endure.
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Three basketball terms:

1. Shooting Guard. (Asking the question.)

2. Power Forward. (Getting a firm answer.)

3. Reserve. (The Church.)
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Yao Ming and Ye Li will say I do-
Basketball player in love times two.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That You Cannot Run From

Three things you cannot run from:



1. Your personal problems.



2. Your creditors.



3. Pollution.

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One cannot run fast enough-

To get away from all of that

nasty stuff.

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Three ways to stay cool:



1. Wear the latest fashions.



2. Have that "new" haircut.



3. Look for some shade.

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From a/c to finding a spot under a tree-

All of us aim to be sweaty free.

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Three places to slack off:



1. At home.



2. At the beach.



3. At work.

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As we keep track-

Two hours are spent at the salt mines to the mode

of slack.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times