Three Ways To Tell That The Community Is Growing

Three ways to tell that the community is growing:



1. There are more sets of sports shoes in the closet.



2. The sports signups have increased.



3. A larger sports complex is required.

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The Bull Salas Sports Complex in East Montgomery County-

Will be much welcomed by the entire community.

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Three things to shop for during the tax free weekend:



1. School shoes.



2. School clothes.



3. Christmas items that are already out.

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The Christmas items may not be tax free-

But many bargains can be found by shopping so early.

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Three examples of being too early:



1. Your hosts have not bathed and dressed yet.



2. The store clerk will not open the door until hours later.



3. Santa becomes a part of the Labor Day holiday.

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Commercial daze-

A green dollar gaze.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Penny Sayings

Three penny sayings:



1. A penny for your thoughts.



2. A penny saved is a penny earned.



3. A penny costs two cents to make.

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Not in the pink-

Is the high cost of zinc.

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Three strange sounds at the other end of a phone line:



1. Static.



2. Crackling.



3. A live voice.

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If given the choice-

Most would prefer to nix the computer, for the human voice.

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Three dangers for kids under two:



1. Choking.



2. Drowning.



3. Cough medicine.

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Make the most-

Not to give an unqualifed dose.

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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

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Three Towns That One Can Reflect On

Three towns that one can reflect on:



1. The one that you were born in.



2. The ones that you visited.



3. The one that is no longer there.

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The stories and memories can be passed on-

Even with a town, that is completely gone.

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Three things to do in your golden years:



1. Garden.



2. Fish.



3. Work.

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The working years do not seem to cease-

As workers older than 75 are on the increase.

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Three things that keep older workers on the job:



1. Lifestyle.



2. Need for something to do.



3. Food.

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A schedule for a 9 to 5 day-

In order to keep hunger away.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things To Step On At Galveston Beach

Three things to step on at Galveston beach:



1. Sand.



2. Shells.



3. Stingrays.

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And with a spiny tail-

Pain comes immediately, without fail.

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Three father and son activities:



1. Fishing.



2. Playing ball.



3. Going to prison.

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The Adelphia Rigases have finally reported to prison-

To get those 15 and 20 year sentences over and done.

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Three ways to know that something is flexible:



1. It can bend.



2. It can twist.



3. It can quickly be changed.

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The new battery that will be used one day-

Printed, cut, and convenient in every way.

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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Get Your High School Diploma

Three ways to get your high school diploma:

1. The typical way.

2. After taking GED classes.

3. In the military.
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First signed up and hired-
Then the afterthought is inspired.
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Three ways to win an election:

1. Be the best candidate.

2. Get the most votes.

3. Raise the most money.
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Count the vote-
Backed by a green note.
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Three ways to have a good day:

1. Smile.

2. Grin.

3. Initiate it yourself.
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The only way to have a good day-
Is to personally ensure that it turns out that way.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Excercise In Prison

Three ways to excercise in prison:

1. Play basketball.

2. Life weights.

3. Dance with 1400 others to the tune of Thriller.
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Behind the walls in the Philippines-
Such dancing as shown through YouTube has arrived on the scene.
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Three examples of you need more to make more:

1. Money.

2. Seeds.

3. Soldiers.
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The army recruiting staff is about to expand-
As more soldiers are needed directly on hand.
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Three places to find those 80,000 soldiers needed:

1. Here.

2. There.

3. Everywhere, except in a few rare cases, from a politicians'
home.
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You go, I go-
But for some, it is a no-no.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times