Three ways to prepare for the upcoming dinosaur park in East Montgomery County:
1. Develop patience.
2. Think big.
3. Visit the new Paleontology Prep Lab at the Woodlands
Xploration Station.
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Digging for fossils, and making casts of dinosaur footprints, at the interactive science exhibit-
Children learning science, and not minding it a bit.
.
.
Three reasons that politicians turn corrupt:
1. It’s the water that they are drinking.
2. The temptation is too great.
3. They like other criminals, think they
won’t get caught.
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Sad, but true-
Our society needs leaders,
that we can look up to.
.
.
Three reasons not to sleep:
1. You might miss something.
2. Freddy.
3. Everytime you lay your head down, the gas prices
rise, overnight.
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Give me a thump-
So that I won't raise the prices at the gas pump.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Three Ways To Handle Any Day
Three ways to handle any day:
1. By the hour.
2. By the minute.
3. Moment to moment.
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That's about all one can do-
In order to properly get through.
.
.
Three reasons that one car will
suddenly cut into the front of
another car:
1. They aren't paying attention.
2. They're in a hurry.
3. They know no better.
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Let them think they gain-
As long as they cause no pain.
.
.
Three overloads:
1. Cargo.
2. Circuit.
3. Internet.
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The information highway-
May in the end, have too much to say.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. By the hour.
2. By the minute.
3. Moment to moment.
============================
That's about all one can do-
In order to properly get through.
.
.
Three reasons that one car will
suddenly cut into the front of
another car:
1. They aren't paying attention.
2. They're in a hurry.
3. They know no better.
============================
Let them think they gain-
As long as they cause no pain.
.
.
Three overloads:
1. Cargo.
2. Circuit.
3. Internet.
=========================
The information highway-
May in the end, have too much to say.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Three Romantic Couples
Three romantic couples:
1. Romeo and Juliet.
2. Former King Edward VIII and Wallace Simpson.
3. Mark Carpenter and Maureen McClelland.
==========================================
And so the opportunity arose-
At the John Cooper School Gala,
in the center of the dance stage,
to propose.
.
.
Three responses from a Labour Party member of Parliament from Wales, on the subject of Britain taking on an adoration of a national flag, such as the Americans do:
1. It's just another fascination with America.
2. It's a bit eccentric.
3. It's foolish.
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Why does the Royal Family come to mind-
When I read descriptions of this kind?
.
.
Three reasons that children laugh:
1. Because something is funny.
2. Because it is in their nature to.
3. Because they do not take things so seriously.
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Adults should imitate them once in a while-
By relaxing a bit, eventually leading at least to
a grin or a smile.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. Romeo and Juliet.
2. Former King Edward VIII and Wallace Simpson.
3. Mark Carpenter and Maureen McClelland.
==========================================
And so the opportunity arose-
At the John Cooper School Gala,
in the center of the dance stage,
to propose.
.
.
Three responses from a Labour Party member of Parliament from Wales, on the subject of Britain taking on an adoration of a national flag, such as the Americans do:
1. It's just another fascination with America.
2. It's a bit eccentric.
3. It's foolish.
==============================================
Why does the Royal Family come to mind-
When I read descriptions of this kind?
.
.
Three reasons that children laugh:
1. Because something is funny.
2. Because it is in their nature to.
3. Because they do not take things so seriously.
=============================================
Adults should imitate them once in a while-
By relaxing a bit, eventually leading at least to
a grin or a smile.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Monday, March 10, 2008
Three Reasons That One Might Be Late For Work Today
Three reasons that you might be late for work today:
1. You can't find your car keys.
2. The traffic is thicker than usual.
3. You forgot to set your clock up an hour on Sunday
morning.
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That regular early to rise-
Can sometimes bring in quite a surprise.
.
.
Three things to do if your cable tv goes out for a bit:
1. Frown.
2. Get depressed.
3. Look around and see what else is going on in the world.
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One of life's little quirks-
Can make some folks go beserk.
.
.
Three ways to take your medication:
1. By pill.
2. By shot.
3. Through your drinking water.
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Supposed to be safe and clean-
But too many traces have unfortunately been seen.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three examples of change in East Montgomery County:
1. Highway 59 is being widened.
2. Highway 59 used to be a two-laner each way.
3. Loop 494 was at one time, the Highway 59.
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And to add to the mix-
Loop 494, was once Highway 36.
.
.
Three morning drinks:
1. Coffee.
2. Tea.
3. And whatever else is in the water.
==========================================
Too many to list-
According to the scientist.
.
.
Three places to get your drugs:
1. At a pharmacy.
2. In a deep dark alley.
3. Right out of Mom and Dad's medicine cabinet.
==========================================
Under lock and key-
Is how some of those meds
at home should be.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three locations to go shopping at Wal-Mart:
1. East Montgomery County.
2. The brand new one in South Montgomery County.
3. Just about anywhere USA.
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No one would want to part-
With their local Wal-Mart.
.
.
Three things to build:
1. Salads.
2. Tinker Toys.
3. Robots.
===============================================
Astronauts will get the third one done-
By putting together a large monstrous one.
.
.
Three places to get your news:
1. Over the fence.
2. On television.
3. By reading the Houston Chronicle.
===================================
What better way-
To get prepared for today
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
1. You can't find your car keys.
2. The traffic is thicker than usual.
3. You forgot to set your clock up an hour on Sunday
morning.
==========================================
That regular early to rise-
Can sometimes bring in quite a surprise.
.
.
Three things to do if your cable tv goes out for a bit:
1. Frown.
2. Get depressed.
3. Look around and see what else is going on in the world.
=============================================
One of life's little quirks-
Can make some folks go beserk.
.
.
Three ways to take your medication:
1. By pill.
2. By shot.
3. Through your drinking water.
======================================
Supposed to be safe and clean-
But too many traces have unfortunately been seen.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three examples of change in East Montgomery County:
1. Highway 59 is being widened.
2. Highway 59 used to be a two-laner each way.
3. Loop 494 was at one time, the Highway 59.
============================================
And to add to the mix-
Loop 494, was once Highway 36.
.
.
Three morning drinks:
1. Coffee.
2. Tea.
3. And whatever else is in the water.
==========================================
Too many to list-
According to the scientist.
.
.
Three places to get your drugs:
1. At a pharmacy.
2. In a deep dark alley.
3. Right out of Mom and Dad's medicine cabinet.
==========================================
Under lock and key-
Is how some of those meds
at home should be.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Three locations to go shopping at Wal-Mart:
1. East Montgomery County.
2. The brand new one in South Montgomery County.
3. Just about anywhere USA.
==================================================
No one would want to part-
With their local Wal-Mart.
.
.
Three things to build:
1. Salads.
2. Tinker Toys.
3. Robots.
===============================================
Astronauts will get the third one done-
By putting together a large monstrous one.
.
.
Three places to get your news:
1. Over the fence.
2. On television.
3. By reading the Houston Chronicle.
===================================
What better way-
To get prepared for today
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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