Monday, August 4, 2008

Three Private Investigators

Three private investigators:

1. Sherlock Holmes.

2. Columbo.

3. Computer techs.
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Retrieving data from a computer may require another expense-
As in the fee for a private detective license.
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Three ways to know that your company is promoting fitness:

1. They've installed excercise equipment.

2. They offer a discount to a local athletic club.

3. The coffee cups in the office are so small that after a swallow
or two, you're back down the hall over and over again, to get
some more.
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Coffee, tea, or whatever-
Just give me a cup big enough to complete my endeavor.
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Three reasons that we need to push our children
at an earlier and earlier age:

1. To better prepare them for life.

2. To help them to keep up.

3. To eliminate their childhoods.
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Whatever happened to play-
Like as in the old fashioned way.

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times