Thursday, August 2, 2007

Three Things That Have Moved This Year

Three things that have moved this year:



1. R. B. Tullis Library in New Caney.



2. The schedule for the start of school.



3. The tax free weekend.

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From the first to the third weekend-

August 17, 18, and 19, will be the days in which

to spend.

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Three bridge expressions:



1. Don't burn your bridges behind you.



2. I will cross that bridge when I come to it.



3. Hopefully the bridge will not come tumbling down.

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With 70,000 bridges carrying a deficient score-

Many reviews for safety should be in store.

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Three foundations:



1. Trustworthiness.



2. Loyalty.



3. To do their best.

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One hundred years ago-

The Boy Scouts came to be and are still strongly on the go.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Notes About Don Lessem

Three notes about Don Lessem:



1. He is a paleontologist.



2. He was an adviser for Stephen Spielberg's,

Jurassic Park.



3. He is the one that will design the dinosaur

theme park in New Caney, Texas

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Much education and fun the area will delve-

When the park is completed in 2012.

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Three things that you wouldn't expect to find in a

Dora The Explorer backpack on the shelves at the store:



1. A freshly made sandwich.



2. Boots, her sidekick.



3. Lead paint.

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A 967,000 Mattel toy recall-

Due to a contracted China

manufacturer downfall.

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Three things that Texas school children will find brand new on

the first day of school:



1. Their schedules.



2. Shiny unused pencils.



3. Four words added to the Texas Pledge.

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One state under God, an added phrase-

Becoming a part of modern school days.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Three Hot Seats

Three hot seats:

1. The witness stand.

2. The final test desk.

3. A seat on a nonstop flight from
Houston to Angola.
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Oil rig workers, Oil executives, and Houston
lawyers, regularly travel the route-
As long as an available seat, is not in doubt.
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Three doubles:

1. Twins.

2. Pairs.

3. Moons.
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On August 27th Mars will be so bright-
That the thought of Earth having two
moons, will come to light.
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Three things that will never happen:



1. The earth will never be flat.



2. Every single corn kernal in the bag won't pop.



3. You will never hear it all.

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Just when you think you've heard everything-

A brand new thought or sound begins to ring.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Three Places To Go Bird Watching

Three places to go bird watching:



1. Africa.



2. Australia.



3. Lake Houston Park.

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The summer bird camp in New Caney-

With so much variety to learn and see.

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Three nights:



1. A night out on the town.



2. Summer nights.



3. National Night Out.

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August 7th is the night-

To step out amongst the neighbors,

while turning on the light.

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Three visitiors that Governor Perry has

had of late:



1. Citizens of Texas.



2. Members of the Texas Legislature.



3. The East Montgomery County Improvement District

Board Members.

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To witness House Bill 4015 being signed-

Let it be said that no member was left behind.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Monday, July 30, 2007

Three Ways To Relax

Three ways to relax:



1. Breathe deep.



2. Take a bubble bath.



3. Commute back and forth to work.

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The drive for some is best-

In order to deal with stress.

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Three ways to get to work:



1. Car.



2. Bus.



3. Rowboat.

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A Maryland man-

Prefers the parallel Anacostia River to the

freeway on land.

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Three uses for political contributions, aka, blank checks:



1. Ads.



2. Rallies.



3. Anything that a politician can slip through.

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Luxury auto leases, private country clubs, and

trips that are foreign-

These types of purchases appear to crop up

over and over again.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times