Three Things That All Criminals Are Entitled To

Three things that all criminals are entitled to:

1. A fast and speedy trial.

2. A court appointed lawyer if needed.

3. A Psychiatrist.
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The trauma from confinement is an issue-
That all jailed criminals should be entitled to.
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Three things that might make you feel older:

1. A few wrinkles.

2. That needed nap in the afternoons.

3. That last child had later in life, turning 10 years old.
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Another decade-
Into a timeless fade.
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Three favorite colors in jail:

1. Blue (a mood)

2. Orange (a uniform)

3. Green (a quick way out)
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Quite a blend-
With a message to send.

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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Get Out Of Jail Quick

Three ways to get out of jail quick:

1. Do your time.

2. Be good.

3. Have plenty of money.
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Lots of money in lots of pockets is what one
will find-
If they look real hard to figure out why Paris
was "re-assigned."
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Three ways to go home early from jail:

1. Be good.

2. Have lots of money.

3. Have a medical doctor be involved in your release.
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Whatever she has, surely there are THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS more-
And shouldn't they also be entitled freedom through
their cell door?
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Three kinds of problems that Parish may have in order to
leave jail early:

1. Psychological.

2. Physical.

3. Phantom, dotted with greenbacks.
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Any excuse-
To be let loose.
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Three things that the Paris Hilton Situation can impress on our society:

1. You can drink and drive and get away with it.

2. Crime does pay.

3. Money will take care of it all.
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Unless you or someone else happens to die-
WIth plenty of money, there is a good chance you will get by. (and if worse comes to worse, maybe you can buy yourself out of that situation too.)

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times




HOME FREE-
WITH PLENTY OF MONEY.......

Three That Do Not Complain About High Gas Prices

Three that do not complain about high gas prices:

1. Those who have money to blow.

2. Those who do not drive.

3. U. S. refiners of gas.
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The difference between what they pay for a barrel
and the price in which they sell is called the gross
refining margin-
And believe me, as of late, it has been for them a
monstrous win.
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Three things that felons cannot do:

1. Vote.

2. Carry fire-arms.

3. Be denied legalization in this country.
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It is a felony to ignore deportation orders or to return-
But obviously to the lawbreakers it is of no concern.
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Three that might remove flags from veterans' graves:

1. Pranksters.

2. Lawn maintenance by accident.

3. Squirrels.
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Not that they aren't patriotic-
It's just that nest material of that quality is hard to get.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things To Look Up To This Month

Three things to look up to this month:

1. A parent.

2. A Mentor.

3. The sky.
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Planets and Constellation sitings galore-
Take a look, and then look at least once more.
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Three community efforts:

1. Trash bash.

2. Flower plantings.

3. Diving in at Splashtown.
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And what better position in which to be-
Than a vendor donating to the toll road authority.
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Three places to go for a mental crisis:

1. North Harris County.

2. Rusk.

3. Montgomery County.
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In the works a brand new facility-
For residents of Montgomery, Liberty, and Walker
counties.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

The East Montgomery County Historical Society

At the intersection of State Highway 494 and Farm Road 1314, on the Southern Pacific line-

In Southeastern Montgomery County, a little town named Porter, is what one will find.



A little town that is growing and changing, and will no longer be the way it used to be-

Changing, but not forgotten, thanks to the East Montgomery County Historical Society.

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three Ways To Have An Enjoyable Summer

Three ways to have an enjoyable summer:

1. Relax.

2. Stay cool.

3. Watch the little ones.
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The season should be enjoyable and fun-
With the extra safety precautions that shouldn't
go undone.
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Three silly things that you might see in a movie:

1. Those hearing noises and then hunting them down by
candlelight.

2. Those who just out of nowhere start singing to the person
that they are talking to.

3. Those who might apologize in a strange setting, when it should
be the other way around.
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In European Vacation the man keeps apologizing for someone running him
over on his bike,when he was the one who was hurt-
Which in real life reminded me of when Cheney shot the lawyer, and
the reasoning behind the "lawyer's" apology, is still labeled as under
the rug dirt.
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Three ways to enjoy the day:

1. Get up early.

2. Smell the flowers.

3. Savor every moment.
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As we are only promised today-
Let the best of it get underway.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Get To The Emergency Room

Three ways to get to the emergency room:

1. By ambulance.

2. By car.

3. By wearing those trendy wheeled sneakers.
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Accidents through the art of heeling-
Has left many with quite a painful feeling.
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Three tests one can check at home:

1. Sugar level.

2. Pregnancy.

3. Fertility.
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Progress at its best-
Giving the doctors office a rest.
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Three to adhere to the new clean air laws:

1. You.

2. I.

3. Everyone except the biggest polluters.
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Raves and rants-
Regarding those coal plants.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Know That You Are Not Serious About Stopping At Red Lights

Three ways to know that you are not serious about stopping at red lights:

1. You don't stop.

2. You have no intentions of stopping.

3. You do whatever it takes to hide that license plate, as you continue on your endeavor.
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Violation times two-
Is what one will acrue!


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Three places to go for help:

1. AA.

2. NA.

3. ATA.
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Addiction to technology anonymous meet-
In a cyberspace world, that is hard to beat!
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Three ways to know that you've had enough:

1. When you've heard too much about it.

2. When you've seen enough of it.

3. When it keeps on going, after repeating both number one and number two...over and over again.
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Like a pinwheel on a windy day-
Even if you wanted it to stop, it would
still automatically keep spinning away!
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mary elizabeth rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times