Three Ways To See A Movie

Three ways to see a movie:

1. At home.

2. In the theater.

3. At the drive-in theatre.
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One can load up the car with the entire family-
And enjoy an outdoor movie, in Porter, Texas,
in East Montgomery County.
(Corner of Hwy. 59 and Ford Road.)
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Three ways to describe pulling together:

1. Sudden buyout.

2. Merge.

3. Team up.
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And let's not forget to join force-
As the togetherness continues on course.
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Three scary things:

1. Monsters.

2. Ghosts.

3. Celebrity plastic surgery.
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Instead of just making the wrinkles go away-
Other features are added to make one want
to figure out another way.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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Three Examples Of Suddenly

Three examples of suddenly:

1. We suddenly had to run out of the rain.

2. We suddenly had to swerve to avoid the
the car coming at us.

3. We suddenly had to start conserving
on energy and oil usage.
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We suddenly had to realize-
The the oil problem had been coming
and was no surprise.
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Three occasions to wear safety glasses:

1. When you’re doing lawn work.

2. When you’re drilling something.

3. When you’re putting on your thong.
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Couldn’t resist-
The act to make this list.
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Three things that a 50 year old can do:

1. Twirl.

2. Swirl.

3. Go virtual.
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The Hula Hoop, a long lasting toy-
For half a century, entertaining many
a girl and a boy.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the TImes

Three Famous Places To Visit Without Leaving The State Of Texas

Three famous places to visit without leaving the state of Texas:

1. Paris.

2. Athens.

3. Atlanta.
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Not to forget Memphis-
Another Texas town not to miss.
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Three ways to get honked at:

1. Cut in front of someone.

2. Drive too slow.

3. Slow down, with blinker on,
in order to turn.
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How dare one slow down someone driving
via behind-
Getting them off schedule, and putting
them in a bind.
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Three reasons to be in a hurry:

1. No planning.

2. No timing.

3. No common sense.
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And then to make the whole world pay-
For you not having the wits to plan your
day.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Describe Fretted Friends

Three ways to describe Fretted Friends:

1. An acoustic jam.

2. An Appalachian dulcimer-oriented jam.

3. A whole lot of fun.
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Old time fiddle tunes and country gospel,
played most months on the fourth Friday-
From 7-10pm, at Friendship United Methodist
Church in Porter, where the skilled musicians
get underway.
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Three pets for the typical backyard:

1. Dogs.

2. Cats.

3. Chickens.
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They can be owned in Houston-
Only, if the situation, is properly done.
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Three reasons that Sunday was a good day:

1. Many of us went to church.

2. Most fathers were celebrated.

3. One had time to reflect on the Texas
Sawmill Festival 2008, that was attended on
Friday and Saturday.
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The second annual sawmill festival was a success-
For both the participants and the guests.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That You Can Always Use More Of

Three things that you can always use more of:

1. Napkins.

2. Books to read.

3. Fire stations.
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In the Woodlands, the opening of the sixth station will mark-
A better rapid response to the 242 corridor and to the Village
of College Park.
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Three things that can make you sick:

1. A virus.

2. A germ.

3. Never ending debt.
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Stress-
Nonetheless.
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Three ways to order that hamburger:

1. With mayo and cheese.

2. With lettuce, mayo, mustard, and cheese.

3. With mustard, lettuce, and cheese.
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Anyway to forgo-
That, at the moment, undesirable tomato.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Have More

Three ways to have more:


1. Buy more.

2. Lease more.

3. Enjoy what you already have.
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Appreciate-
What you have as of late.
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Three ways to make the summer last longer:

1. Get up earlier each day.

2. Hold your breath at intervals.

3. Follow the day through a childs' eyes.
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Children know the way-
Of how to lenghten, a summer day.
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Three ways to prepare for a hurricane:

1. Buy candles and bottled water.

2. Pick up a hurricane map.

3. Keep your fingers crossed.
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Where it eventually blows-
Nobody really knows.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times