Three Places To Ride A Camel

Three places to ride a camel:



1. The Middle East.



2. Africa.



3. New Caney, Texas.

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At the East Montgomery County Back To School Bash-

For the unusual ride, many kids did dash.

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Three ways to make our highways safer:



1. Encourage safer driving.



2. Ensure that all moving vehicles are up to par.



3. Allow Mexican trucks to travel throughout.

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There is little doubt-

That the roads will provide a safer route.

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Three highlights of the Caribbean:



1. Palm trees.



2. Ocean breeze.



3. Call Centers.

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Coast to Coast-

Tax free incentives deriving the most.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Heavenly Musical Combinations

Three Heavenly musical combinations:



1. James Brown and Luciano Pavarotti singing, It's A Man's World."



2. Barry White and Luciano Pavarotti singing, "You're The First, The Last, My Everything."



3. James Brown, Barry White, and Luciano Pavarotti singing, whatever it is that they sing in Heaven.

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The world will miss Luciano Pavarotti, King of the High C's-

The Tenor who spread opera, around the world, through a gentle breeze.

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Three who sacrifice:



1. Soldiers.



2. Firemen.



3. Lynn Wyatt.

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Bypassing the house in the south of France-

To partake in a "stand by your man," stance.

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Three things about the number 50:



1. The amount of states in The United States of America.



2. Nearing the price of a postage stamp.



3. The number of U.S. Citizens missing in Mexico.

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Went for a trip down below the border-

Obviously turning into an ordeal that got out of order.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places That You Expect To Wait

Three places that you expect to wait:



1. At the doctor's office.



2. In traffic.



3. At the airport.

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With one in three flights arriving late-

One has no choice, but to expect to wait.

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Three occasions when the traffic on the road is thinner:



1. Early on a Sunday morning.



2. In the middle of a holiday.



3. After there is a toll increase.

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An EZ Tag countdown-

Began as soon as the 25 cent increase came around.

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Three reasons to move your farm business to Mexico:



1. One can leave behind any illegal immigration issues.



2. There are plenty of workers available in the country.



3. The workers can be paid eleven dollars a day, compared

to nine dollars an hour in the United States.

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And what is it that you get?

Extreme, hassle-free profit.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Figure Out What Is Really Important

Three ways to figure out what is really important:

1. Look deep inside.

2. Write about your life.

3. Look at your refrigerator door.
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Held by a magnet for all to see- Special tidbits pertaining to the members
in one's family.
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Three things that a police officer can figure out about you before they get out of their car:

1. The color of your car.

2. The expiration of your tag.

3. The status of your car insurance.
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A new Texas database-
Will make not having car insurance harder to face.
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Three ways that some spent the Labor Day weekend:

1. Relaxing.

2. Watching the Jerry Lewis telethon.

3. Actually laboring.
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Many worked their way-
Through the entire weekend holiday.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Are Down In The Outdoor Sporting World

Three things that are down in the outdoor sporting world:



1. Hunting.



2. Fishing.



3. License fee revenue.

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Not as bad as it could get-

But the wildlife agencies are now working on a shoestring budget.

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Three places to find a devil:



1. In disguise.



2. Down there.



3. In the office.

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Where the boss sits-

On many an occasion the description fits.

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Three things to sue the boss for:



1. Incorrect wages.



2. Overtime disputes.



3. Simply for being a jerk.

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What we used to call real heels-

Top managers with lousy people skills.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times



Happy Labor Day..........

Three Things To Do With That Leftover Change

Three things to do with that leftover change:

1. Buy a cup of coffee.

2. Buy a soft drink.

3. Have the doctor at your beck and call.
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Depending on how much extra the fee-
Is "how" readily available the doctor will be.
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Three notes about the descriptions of some folks lives
written by themselves or the company that they work for:

1. A timeline is usually noted.

2. Accomplishments are highlighted greatly.

3. Any criminal activities are left out.
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Looking good from the outside-
Leaving out all else that has been true and tried.
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Three important benefits at work:

1. Paid holidays.

2. Vacations.

3. Mental health coverage.
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Makes sense as one out of ten-
Are clouded by depression.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times