Three Types of Raisings

Three types of raisings:

1. Child raising.

2. Fund raising.

3. Eyebrow raising.
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For many, Governor Perry's $9,900-a-month rent-
Is way overboard, in the category of having too
much taxpayer money spent.
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Three things about Texas:



1. It is big.



2. It is huge.



3. It has gone hog wild.

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A Feral hog explosion-

Overpopulating and on the run.

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Three things that we like to see expanded:



1. Reading programs at the local library.



2. Roadways that cannot handle the traffic.



3. Wal-Mart's generic drug program.

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30 prescriptions more-

Costing a dollar times four.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Waxing Jobs As Of Late

Three waxing jobs as of late:

1. The car.

2. The floor.

3. Camilla.
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At Madame Tussauds museum, she's been added to
the royal family-
Another life like figure, to be in awe of and see.
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Three places to get your toys for Christmas:

1. At a toy store.

2. Online.

3. Basically anyplace, except China.
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More recalled toys-
That can harm the girls and boys.
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Three ways to gain strength:



1. Eat spinach.



2. Lift weights.



3. Blast off into space.

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Whatever it means to the human race-

It is germs that grow tougher and meaner in outer

space.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things Not Welcomed On The Menu

Three things not welcomed on the menu:



1. Too much fat.



2. Too many calories.



3. A recall.

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It was good until-

The folks eating it, became ill.

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Three places to reflect:



1. At church.



2. In the shower.



3. At the New Caney High School Reunion.

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Into the past, one can take a dive-

Reliving the graduation years from 1935 to 1965.

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Three regular items for this time of the year:



1. Slower growth for the grass on the lawn.



2. Falling leaves.



3. Pumpkins.

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A complimentary match-

October and the reapings of the pumpkin patch.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Reasons To Feel Safer In Houston

Three reasons to feel safer in Houston:

1. Violent crime is down 4.9 percent.

2. Robberies are down 4.2 percent.

3. Only 25 Katrina evacuees were victims or suspects in Houston homicides compared to 50 last year.
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Considering that there were 248 homicides altogether in the city this year-
We can all sigh a breath of relief as the atmosphere feels free and clear.
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Three ways to smile:



1. A little.



2. A lot.



3. Never too much.

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The art to smile-

In grand style.

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Three reasons to watch tv:



1. For entertainment.



2. For education.



3. To continuously flip channels.

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Looking for an interesting show-

Some days seems to be a no go.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Reasons There Are Bad Drivers On The Road

Three reasons there are bad drivers on the road:

1. Some folks just can't drive.

2. Some are intoxicated.

3. Some have just arrived here.
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The driving rules from the "old country" don't necessarily
apply-
When the rest of us are trying to survive, and trying to
get by.
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Three types of storms that we like:

1. The ones with little wind.

2. The ones with little rain.

3. The ones way out in the Atlantic, that
will stay in the Atlantic.
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Everyone is a great fan-
Of any storm that stays away from the land.
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Three ways to get famous:

1. Work hard.

2. Gets lots of exposure.

3. Scream Leave Britney Alone, one time.
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You Tube is doing it again-
That fifteen minutes of fame over and over again.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times