Three Reasons That One May Drive Around A Bit Before Reaching Their Destination

Three reasons that one may drive around a bit before reaching their destination:



1. They're lost.



2. They like to sightsee.



3. The road is closed.

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From 9am September 21 to 5am September 24, the whole intersection-

Of Highway 59 and Fm 1314, in Porter, will be closed for major construction.

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Three things to do when you running out of something:



1. Replace it with something else.



2. Go out and buy more.



3. Make it from something else.

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In Japan with trout showing up in short supply-

They've managed to turn salmon into trout, in order to get by.

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Three that oppose Mexican trucks traveling through the U.S.:



1. American truckers.



2. Lots of American people.



3. Mexican truckers.

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A competitive disadvantage is what they say-

If the pilot program was to get underway.

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Mary ELizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Step Back Into History

Three ways to step back into history:



1. Travel in a time machine.



2. Pull out a historical novel.



3. Attend the 2008 Texas Sawmill Festival.

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Covered wagons, traveling through a recreated sawmill town-

Reliving sights and sounds that used to be around.

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Three ways to tell that you've had too much to drink:



1. When you can't take one more drink.



2. When you see double.



3. When you've ran up a bar tab that totals $100,000

at someone else's expense.

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The president of the college was being true to her school-

Without taking heed to any particular golden rule.

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Three that chose not to go west:



1. Non gold diggers.



2. Less adventurous folks.



3. Hurricane Humberto.

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Graciously not under the gun-

The city of Houston.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Preserve History

Three ways to preserve history:

1. Tell it over and over again.

2. Write it down.

3. Write it down.
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Can't seem to stress it enough-
That we need to write down all
of that important stuff.
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Three hamburger slogans:

1. Have it your way.

2. You're the king.

3. The nutritionist is in charge.
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Look at that french fry twice-
For suddenly it has become an apple slice.
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Three reasons to have a baby:

1. To nurture.

2. To love.

3. To acquire a car, tv, or other prizes.
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In Russia, a prize enticed Procreation Day-
Resulting in a brand new nine months, getting underway.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
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Three Things About Today

Three things about today:



1. We were shocked.



2. We were overwhelmed.



3. We won't forget.

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The eleventh of September-

A day not hard to remember.

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Three ways to correct a wrongdoing:



1. Say you're sorry.



2. Try not to do it again.



3. Pretend like it never happened.

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I forgot to remember to forget-

But before it is over, I'll get it yet.

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Three places that illegal immigrants come from:



1. Honduras.



2. Mexico.



3. India.

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Coming from many places-

A lot of those unauthorized faces.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places To Stay Roadside

Three places to stay roadside:



1. Hotel.



2. Tent.



3. Tee Pee.

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The motel that is-

Nostalgia in Wharton, Texas, back up for biz.

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Three ways to spend the weekend:



1. Boating.



2. Fishing.



3. Trying to make it last as long as possible.

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They fly-

Too quickly by.

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Three things that can fall out of the sky:



1. Hail.



2. Rain.



3. Traffic signals.

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And if on your car, the signal happens to fall-

Don't expect the city to be responsible one

bit at all.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times