Three Ways To Record History The Proper Way

Three ways to record history the proper way:

1. Photo.

2. Written.

3. Oral.
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On May 13th, 6:30pm-9:30pm, a professor from the
Institute for Oral History at Baylor University-
Will teach how to take oral histories, at the Porter
Fire Department, on Loop 494, at the regular meeting,
for the East Montgomery County Historical Society.
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Three places to get held up:

1. At a gas station.

2. At an ATM machine.

3. At any airport.
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On any given day-
There is that unwanted delay.
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Three reasons to close the park:

1. Renovation.

2. It is dark.

3. Volcanic action.
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With the eruption, in Hawaii, of a nearby volcano-
It's time to close shop, and get ready to go.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times



Three examples of royalty:

1. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert.

2. King Hussein and Queen Noor.

3. Virginia and Martin Anderson of Willis, Texas.
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At the Montgomery County Fair and Rodeo, during
Senior Citizens Day-
The special couple were crowned, king and queen,
after much applause got underway.
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Three occasions when lip-synching is okay:

1. For family.

2. For friends.

3. For illness.
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We can forgive and skirt-
The fact that the great Luciano Pavarotti did so in
his last live concert.
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Three locations for scams:


1. In the snail mail.

2. Over the phone.

3. On the internet.
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More education is needed-
So that any scam will be heeded.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three That Go To School

Three that go to school:

1. Dick goes to school.

2. Jane goes to school.

3. Either Dick or Jane doesn't go to school, but get counted
anyway.
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The Charter School-
Obviously didn't follow the golden rule.
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Three things that one actor did:

1. He put out fires.

2. He parted the Red Sea.

3. He painted the Sistine Chapel.
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Charlton Heston played many a role-
Becoming a voice for the National
Rifle Association that was quite bold.
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Three things to worry about when you are passing a school bus:

1. The children.

2. Oncoming traffic.

3. License plate reader.
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A record of the event shall amass-
When with a school bus one has the
urge to pass.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times